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Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

A supposed insult that office PC users use to mock their best friend's weight when they get yelled at in a Fortnite game. The exact meaning behind the phrase is still unknown due to the creator's refusal to explain himself, but many assume it refers to massive gastric inflations in one's body.
Friend: "I told you to revive me."
Office PC user: "I couldn't hear because of your fat asshole farting toxic!"
by queque12345 February 8, 2022
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Farting In Real Smell

When a fart emitted by a person smells like the food they have recently eaten.
Dude, that fart smelled like a burger! I'm farting in real smell again...
by maw999 May 3, 2009
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diddly-farting

Noah, Brent, Amanda, Christa, and Josh were diddly-farting around today in the food court.
by acds April 10, 2012
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fagatini

Source: "America: The Book. A Guide to Democracy Inaction"
1. Either a martini enjoyed by "fags" or,
2. the aforementioned "fag".
Person 1: Steven likes those fagtinis!
Person 2: Well of course he does; he's one of them isn't he?
by slytherinwoodsie August 29, 2005
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target farting

when you purposely aim your fart at another individual
im going to be target farting Dylan right in his face once he falls asleep
by martang mang December 19, 2006
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Farting in an elevator

When you comment on a facebook or reddit thread (usually of political discourse) with a vicious and worthless comment that is only meant to make the rest of the commenters angry for the sake of being a dick. You just say your comment and leave, with no intention of engaging in the conversation.

Like farting in an elevator of strangers as you walk off at your floor, leaving them to deal with your ugly stench.

i.e. When a Hillary person randomly goes on a Bernie person's facebook page thoughtfully discussing healthcare news and leaves a comment like, "You are all a bunch of socialists and you're the reason we have Trump!", or a conservative just goes on a liberals' page and calls them all a bunch of "libtards" and neither respond to questions or comments, that's like farting in an elevator.
I promote thoughtful political discourse on this thread with articulate responses. No farting in this elevator.

The Reddit subgroup "ChangeMyView" has the best rules for keeping people from farting in an elevator.
by BruceLeah July 27, 2017
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Farsting

1. The act of talking incessantly about ideas, situations, or circumstances without knowing the information of the subject involved.

2. babbling incoherently in a manor often offensive.

3. Other uses and/or spellings: To FARST, FARSTED, FARST.
1. He was FARSTING about football, though he has never played or watched a game.

2. The drunk in the bar is FARSTING, talking a lot, but saying little to nothing at all.
by Dr. Anthoney Horse April 4, 2010
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