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Farticles

A very cold Fart that sounds like a Cow mooing and smells Minty
Your fart smells Minty it must me a FARTICLE. Farticles
by freedy5601eatcowsmoo October 9, 2009
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Shit particles that pepper your underwear or significant other when expelling a particularly noxious fart.
Ted knew it was time to change the underwear after noting a serious farticle accumulation.
by mondo slade January 9, 2007
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brain-farticle

Chris: "...and then I went and got an ounce and then... uh... um... uh... SHIT"
Aimee: "dude that was a total brain-farticle"
by mee and her October 18, 2008
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The microscopic particles of excrement one smells after someone, or some thing, flatulates.
When I cleaned out my nose with a cotton swab, there was a mass of farticles on it and it smelled like ass.

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by Sean Gray the Linux Guy October 3, 2007
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I'm smelling some raunchy farticles
by peprikaspice March 14, 2011
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farticle

Tiny, nasty, invisible gas particles in flatus (farts), in particular hydrogen sulphide, that jump inside your nose and get trapped by the cilia on a patch of special olfactory neurons in the top of your nasal passage setting in motion a series of chemical reactions that tell your brain "Someone shit their pants".
1. I was taking Phil Johnson to the corner store the other day and he ripped one in the car. I swear I could almost taste the poop farticles.

2. That brown residue on the walls of your bathroom could be the result of farticles combined with condensation from steaming hot showers.
by Jeff Seal June 18, 2004
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Farbicle

The sensation you get when you fart in a tub, and bite the bubbles as they rise.
Perez Hilton looks like a thrashing piranha when he bathes, he loves the farbicle.
by kneutron October 20, 2011
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