Fapster

1) A fat Hipster
2) A person so engrossed in the trappings of being a hipster, they don't realise what a jerk-off they have become.

Wow! Grant is so wrapped up in finding the Great Undiscovered Craft Beer and looking for goat-cheese poutine that he can't see how much of an insufferable Fapster he's being. Will; give his head a shake.

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

fantasterrific

A feeling that means fantastic and terrific at the same time! Your stomach starts to feel all in knots and does flips...while you have butterflies. That's when you know that something is fantasterrific.

He just gives me this fantasterrific feeling and it's almost indescribable.

by milkyway December 23, 2006

Fapster

A person who has already fapped to the picture you just linked.

<nobody> random_picture_involving_dead_parrot.jpg
<derp> I'd fap to that
<fapster> already fapped that!
<derp> you're such fapster

by Bacon_Lover September 25, 2011

fapster

A fapster is a fapper and hipster; someone who loves nerd stuff but eats vegan and is way smarter/more intellectual than you.

That guy on the apple commercials, not the PC one, he seems like a real fapster.

by HotKarlito August 18, 2008

facemaster

The Egg Man, aka doctor roboto basically meaning you're a simonhead, look up chaud

Jeff: dude did you look at that chick?
Erica: yo she looks like a facemaster
Jeff: ...
Erica: pwn3d

by bigwilliams July 5, 2006

Fagmaster

A so called dude who lives to suck cock's and get fucked up his asshole one who is very submissive and feminine

That dude K is a fagmaster he wants your cock in his mouth 👄 and asshole

by Cumdepsority March 8, 2023

fnatmaster

A fnatmaster, is a chap, or a butch lady, who has mastered the art of arousing a ladies hole. He/she keeps it wet over the period of an entire weekend.

"Homeboy got me wetter than a spastic's chin through Saturday til church. He's a proper fnatmaster"

by Muirez January 27, 2020