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nut fanning

the act of not doing jack shit
Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"

Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"
by Margin Monkey #1 March 27, 2009
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Clam fanning

when women in skirts fan their clam with dress or any other object when working in hot environment.
We caught Cindy Clam fanning at her desk again when the AC went out.
by pork salad June 19, 2014
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Fanfiction

Fictional stories written by fans of a book, tv show, celebrity, etc. They are NOT ALL bad and in fact can be very entertaining and fun to read. I myself read fanfics and although some are written by 10 year olds who have shitty writing skill, some, such as After, are very well written and get millions of readers. These fan fictions are usually in categories such as Het, Slash, AU, and such. Fanfics can be found on many websites like Wattpad which is my personal favorite. Fanfics aren't all about SEX SEX SEX and making everyone gay and all of the other things I've read. And it's also not all about the reader making an imaginary life where he/she is in a relationship with he main character. I suggest reading a very good fanfic, preferably one that has been suggested to you by an avid fanfic reader, so that you can decide for yourself if fanfics are your thing or not.
Hey, did you read Psychotic, the Harry Styles fanfic on Wattpad?
No, I heard it was really good though. I'll check it out.

I'm reading this really good One Direction fanfic right now on onedirectionfanfiction.com
by Jordan_styles32 February 7, 2015
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Cupcakes Fanfiction

Known for being the most horrifying, disturbing My Little Pony fanfiction ever. Was first posted on 4Chan, then posted on a website called Equestria Daily.

In this fanfiction, Rainbowdash (A character from the popular show My Little Pony: Friendship is magic) goes to see Pinkie Pie (Another character) of whom has told her they were going to do something fun together. Pinkie Pie then proceeds to explain they're going to make Cupcakes.

Upon finding this out, Rainbowdash is force-fed a cupcake that puts her into a deep sleep. When she wakes up, she's tied with her legs spread open. Pinkie Pie then proceeds to cut her friend open in intimate detail, and after she dies bakes her into cupcakes of which she feeds to her friends.
Bronie: Dude have you read the Cupcakes Fanfiction?
Bronie 2: Yeah, and I still am too scared to eat a cupcake!
by Buni-Chan December 11, 2011
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farfing

Farting and barfing at the same time. Usually happens when drunk.
Man, Chris was so drunk last night. All I remember after the second bottle of Jager was him farfing in the toilet!
by Kim Thorne May 15, 2008
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fanfiction

Fiction written by fans for other fans about the fandoms that they like. Usually the author takes the characters and/or the setting of the fandom and writes a new or continueing plot. Sometimes they write crossovers
I once read a Xena, Warrior Princess/Star Treck: Voyager uber, crossover, fanfic.
by Dartxni November 24, 2003
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Fantine

1. A character from "Les Miserables" by Victor Hugo. The year is 1823, in Montreuil-sur-Mer, France. Fantine is a young, unmarried mother who works in a factory owned and run by the reformed Jean Valjean, the protagonist of the story. Fantine's daughter, Cosette, is the result of a boyfriend who used and deserted Fantine; the young Cosette lives with the thieving Thenardier family who (unknown to the illiterate Fantine) abuse Cosette and make false claims about Cosette's health so that Fantine can give them money (which they take for themselves).

Upon finding out that Fantine has a child out of wedlock, the other women (who are jealous of Fantine's beauty) urge the foreman (who has unsuccessfully tried to bed Fantine) to fire her. Desperate for Cosette and frustrated by her unjust dismissal, Fantine sells what she can for money, including her golden hair and her pearl-white eye-teeth. Ultimately, she becomes a prostitute to support Cosette and eventually dies of tuberculosis... but not before Valjean comes to her aid and promises to take care of Cosette.

2. By extension, any single mother of young children who has fallen on hard times and, out of desperation and love for her little ones, is willing to do almost anything to give her children a chance at a better life.
"I had a dream that life would be
So different from this Hell I'm living!
So different now from what it seemed-!
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed...!"
-Fantine, "I Dreamed a Dream"

Sarah's husband left her and now she has four children to raise by herself. She's even trying work as a stripper as well as a nurse. She's such a Fantine if she's willing to do that!
by Lorelili May 15, 2009
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