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pink falcon

The female equivalent of a blue falcon. Woman who screws over her peers in an effort to achieve her own short sighted goals.
Kim, don't be such a pink falcon!
by Hobo2 March 26, 2007
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halo fanboy

Halo fanboys are generally people so devoted to Halo that they'll play no other game. If someone dislikes the game then the fanboy will throw a fit.
Most Halo fanboys (not to be steriotypical) are 12-year-olds.
Man TV: "GTA SA just came out on the Xbox and I'm loving it better than Halo!!"
Halo fanboy: "growlingGggrrr, shudup you stupid ijit Halo is 5,000,000 times better than stupid GTA!!!"
Or;
Gamer: "Hey I like Halo and all but Halo 2 was kinda overrated ya know what I'm sayi--"
Halo fanboy: "--Shuddup Halo was not overrated it is the r0xx0r5!!!"
by caffiene4671 August 31, 2005
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FABCOM

In psychology, specifically used when scoring a response in an administered Rorschach Test, indicating an impossible relationship the test-taker has imposed between two or more objects identified in discrete areas of the ink blot.
Let’s just say he’s a real FABCOM kind of guy and that means he’s imaginative as hell but may not necessarily be fatherhood material if you catch my drift!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2021
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Closet Fanboy

A fanboy who is ashamed to be enthusiastic and excited about a product or property because it makes them feel nerdy. Usually they gang up on the fanboys on blogs, reviews, and chat rooms.
The Closet Fanboys were out in full force today on Amazon hating the new Star Wars special edition Blu-ray release.
by carbonadam January 7, 2011
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Kyle Falconer

Kyle Francis Falconer

Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'

Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.

The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.

Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.

E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.
"Hey, who's that amazing, beautiful, lovely, sweet, cute, fantastic, hilarious man over there?"
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."
by CheekyForAReason April 26, 2013
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Japanese fanboy

Someone who is of non-Japanese culture but desperately wants to be one, probably watched a lot of anime, and goes to Japanese language classes.
Daksh is such a Japanese fanboy, he was up till 4:30am watching anime.
by Haloxx December 27, 2016
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Captain Falcon

The Nintendoverse's sexually deprived Chuck Norris.

He has a finishing move called the Falcon punch that pretty much matches Chuck Norris's legendary fist. If two Falcon Punches should ever collide, the universe would divide itself by 0 and... well we'd all be dead. To perform a falcon punch, you must get a glove, set your hand on fire, wait 1 FULL second, then punch someone in the face.

How is he sexually deprived? If you play him in any of the Super Smash Bros series and press up + B near an unsuspecting opponent, you'll see why. He wraps his arms and one leg around them, which is followed by a pelvic thrust (oh so what did you think he was doing?) and him saying "Yes". The outcome is the opponent gets burned in a fiery orgasmic flame, and is dealt damage. Usually the opponent goes off-screen and dies (because they're so embarrassed). This is usually followed by Cpt. Falcon saying "Show me ya moves!", adding insult to injury.

His down + b maneuver is called Falcon kick, which he only uses when he gets a kick to the leg ("Fuckin' kick" he says fast, but it sounds like it's a falcon move).

Other than that, he has many other maneuvers which usually result in the opponent getting minor burns (Falcon knee)
Captain Falcon meets Chuck Norris

Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves"

*Chuck Norris inches Cpt. Falcon's way and kicks him in the leg, dealing 10% damage to Cpt. Falcon*

*Cpt. Falcon is hurting so he Effin' kicks Norris, dealing 15% damage to Norris*

*Both charge up their power punches, both punches collide... Unfortunately, a norris punch doesn't compare to a Falcon Punch so Norris is dealt 30% damage, up to 45%*

*norris roundhouse kick, cpt falcon to 30% damage. Falcon knee, norris to 60% damage. Norris rushes him, Falcon retaliates with the Falcon thrust. Norris is dealt 20% damage and flies off screen.

Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves!"
by raw doggy June 3, 2010
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