fapple

To take an apple, cut a hole in it, and insert your dick into it and pretend like you're having sex with it.

"I'm gonna go fapple right now."

"Mother, buy me some apples at the market. I need them to fapple."

by deathwish124 September 7, 2009

Famble

The act of fake gambling , e.g with friends.

having a fake blackjack famble game at your house with friends.

by beniboy500 August 1, 2012

famble

1.A derivitive of 'fumble' only with an 'a' instead of 'u'
when one 'fumbles or 'fambles' they are generally cutting up or messing up.

1. Tell J.A.H. to stop 'fambling' with that spliff and roll it already!!

2. You should have seen how J.A.H. looked like such a 'famble' when he was dropping his beer.

by Alonzo Hayden May 31, 2007

famped

To be high

"What the hell is wrong with Chris"

"He's dumb famped"

by FampedGod June 16, 2017

Mr.Fumpledump

Big Gay

How Mr.fumpledump of you.

by El_Pablo27 October 27, 2018

Fapple

A fapple is when you combine two apple halves (Or haffles) to create a FULL apple. A FAPPLE. FAPPLE. Fapple.

Brother! We must combine our haffles to create a FAPPLE!

by Casual Cat January 26, 2011

fapple

When you masturbate into a bottle of Snapple.

Hey man, I just fappled!

Wait, you seriously just jacked off into that bottle of Snapple?
Hell yeah dude!

by OrlandoDude6969 July 11, 2016