A person who goes to college and loves it so much that they find themselves unable to return to the real world, and remain living at or around their college forever.
"Oh he's cute I wonder what year he is"
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
"What! I had no idea he was a failure to launch"
"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
"What! I had no idea he was a failure to launch"
"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."
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That George W. Bush is such a failure!
by m dogg dizzle fo shizzle October 2, 2005
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by Brosef Stalin January 5, 2009
Get the BCS failure mug.(Fuh-LOO-per) The act of receiving anal sex from an individual with a face drawn on his/her buttocks--with the anus serving as the mouth--in order to emulate fellatio. In the event of a messy ejaculation, the addition of angry eyebrows is strongly encouraged.
--"Can I borrow a sharpie for later tonight? If I play my cards right I think Marsha will give me a faluper."
--"What the fuck, Dad? Get out of my room."
--"What the fuck, Dad? Get out of my room."
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Not to be confused with fo sho, or oh fo sho, which are slang and said for effect . 'Fasure' slips unnoticed into a sentence, is used to save time and is appropriate for formal communications.
Not to be confused with fo sho, or oh fo sho, which are slang and said for effect . 'Fasure' slips unnoticed into a sentence, is used to save time and is appropriate for formal communications.
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Kid:Hey dad which subject did you like the most?
Asian parent:Failureology
Kid:Well am i a failure?
Asian parent:*gets out belt* yes
Asian parent:Failureology
Kid:Well am i a failure?
Asian parent:*gets out belt* yes
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