Facebooking

The act of spontaneously changing something for the worse even though little to no change has been asked for. All in the name of trying to make things better. Especially done by one in authority

Todd: dude you are facebooking right now, quit!

Jordan: i know they did ask for wasabi on their pizza but i know they want it and they'll like it

by chiddy3 November 18, 2011

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competitive facebooking is the act of checking in or posting on facebook to one up your friends, relatives, or other that have it better than you.

We checked in at a really nice place, and shortly after he checked in at the old haunt. I think he is competitive facebooking.

by no1special March 5, 2014

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facebooking

Using the social site facebook.com to chat, comment on people status,photos, updating on your status, etc I.e all the stuff you could do on facebook.

You facebooking when in class?
Right now am facebooking.

by Crissinty November 12, 2009

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Used by plastic surgeons when booking patients in for any type of facial surgery, be it the alteration of a nose, lips,chin or otherwise.

I'm booking you in for your nose adjustment Mr. Peterson. There you go, your facebooking is next sunday at 11:00.

by Literature Ninja May 22, 2009

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The act of posting on social media what a great time you're having when you're actually deeply unsatisfied, lost and empty.

Often the amount an individual emphasises how much fun their having directly correlates to how dead they feel inside. (See Tom Cruise Couch Dance Effect.)

"you're clearly farsebooking! If you were having such a good time at Glastonbury why are you even on facebook?"

by Redantfarmer June 28, 2014

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