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Ballooning

When you blow into a woman’s vagina and fill up her gut with air making it almost look like a small balloon is in her gut.
Guy 1: hey bro guess what I did to my girlfriend last night
Guy 2: what’d you do?
Guy 1: we did some ballooning dude, she looked pregnant after the 3rd time.
by Biggie cheeze February 22, 2021
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To improve your game state in a board game (such as Settlers of Catan) in an exponential manner that is out of other players' control
Wow Jon is ballooning all over the place, the cunt.
by Jontra August 19, 2022
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Ballooning

A sexual act in which the man stretches his foreskin and ties it into a knot, then urinates into the foreskin creating a “balloon” filled with urine.
Ballooning was something the man enjoyed solo or with a partner
by 7pubes October 12, 2022
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An act performed whilst masturbating, when an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin just before ejaculation, trapping the semen in his hood. Then later disposing it in the toilet.
Non Ballooner: Bro why are you always ballooning?
Balloon King: Easy cleanup lad
by Ballon King September 5, 2023
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A very intense, surprising sexual act to be engaged in by one partner equipped with a penis (surprisee) and another partner equipped with at least one non-oral cavity (surpriser). Useful for lazy Sundays, (and/or on sleeping partners who do not see the act coming pause... phrasing that have given prior consent to such acts), this act forgoes foreplay for forceful fornication, foreshadowing formidable forays forevermore. To engage in ballooning, the surpriser discretely acquires a penis (attached to the surprisee) at maximum flaccidity and proceeds to pack the penis, in whatever manner necessary, into the orifice, then allowing the surprisee (and their penis) to awaken from within surpriser's non-oral cavity. The packing process may include, but is not limited to, folding, scrunching, rolling, shoving, tucking, vacuuming, and/or fingering.

For maximum efficiency while initiating ballooning, the following criteria is ideal: a loose non-oral cavity, a small member (preferably growers, not showers), a quantity of slippy juice that walks the line between ease of entry and undesired arousal of the surprisee's penis prior to the act of engorgement. Note: the surpriser may be aroused before, during, and after the events of ballooning- arousal is recommended to further enhance the ballooning experience.

If the penis ever engorges beyond 15% erect before entry into the non-oral cavity, ballooning is no longer the correct term for said act. See surprise sex.
Tootsie the Clown™ came over and made balloon animals for the kids. He fell asleep in his clown car after the party, so I surprised him with a ballooning in my Arby's pastrami sandwich.
by Arby's Pastrami Sandwich January 26, 2024
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Ballooning

Blowing air into a "bafoon" (female sex organ) in order to make it queef.
Lukas: "Yeah bro, my girlfriend and I just tried ballooning last night and it was so hot!"
Jonathan: "nice."
by mommyballoon22 December 6, 2023
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Flooning

Masturbating so hard that your foreskin rips off the penile shaft resulting in a dumbo looking penis.
I gooned to hard so I started flooning
by Fart apple March 27, 2024
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