Fellationado

A connoisseur of receiving oral sex.

Ever since beginning our relationship, I have become quite the fellationado in bedroom situations.

by dodgeball1986 October 24, 2007

failatio

Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.
A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.

The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"

by MEFF February 13, 2009

high-falluting

acting in an inappropriately uppish, snobby manner; also high-fallutin'

Her high-falluting airs made me want puke.

by Tracy January 22, 2004

Cross-fallatiation

A mutually beneficial deal or contract in which both parties assist the other for a common goal.

I will advertise your restaurant if you let me eat there for free. Commence the cross-fallatiation

by Dickweed6968 December 8, 2010

fellationship

a sexual relationship in which one partner is willing to perform fellatio on the other partner, but not allow other forms of penetration thereby maintaining physical virginity or perceived values.

Her husband maintains that he never had sex with his intern. At the press conference he stated that it was simply a fellationship.

Because Jodie is saving herself for her wedding day, she and Bob are only in a fellationship.

by backdoorangel August 24, 2014

failtation

The act of failing at flirting

His failtation at picking up Sandy was a subject of overdue hilarity within his circle of friends.

by acxyvb August 3, 2008

Faptation

The person or persons that rotate in your mind when you masturbate

Jane is so hot i m going to add her to my Faptation.

by Are ehm jay January 9, 2015