faker baker

one who fakes smoking pot

Ryan McCall is a faker baker

by bridget and david and kevin and chink March 21, 2008

Fakery

A "bakery" or "coffee shop" or other "small business" that is a front for a drug dealer, used to launder money and provide more interesting means of drug consumption.

Him: Man, my guy won't return my call.
Me: It's aight yo, I know this fakery, we can get some brownies.

by Dreucifer September 1, 2006

MAWTHER FAWKERS

BIG GODDAMN MOTHS WITH HAIR THAT BOMB AT YOUR DOME WHILE TRYING TO DRINK YO BEEYA IN VEGAS AT THE CIRCLE BAR!!

OH EM G! I WAS JUST TRYIN TO TO MAKE LIKE A CHAIR FOR EB, AND THESE MAWTHER FAWKERS KEPT KAMIKAZEE'ING INTO ME!!....GODDAMN MAWTHER FAWKERS!!

I STOMPED THE MAWTHER FAWKING SHIT OUT OF THEM OVER AND OVER.

by KYLEBEAR June 30, 2009

Fasker

V. The act of blowing air into a girls anus through the breathing apparatus of a scuba mask.

What's your favorite position?

I like to fasker!

by SunburnedPenguin November 7, 2010

farker

Someone lacking the wit necessary for the SomethingAwful forums who likes to hang out with other knuckledragging, adolescent semiliterates. Poor spelling, poor Photoshop skills, and a complete lack of a sense of humor are a must, and it helps to be twice as opinionated as you are informed about any particular issue. It's also essential that you don't mind seeing the same retarded cliche catchphrases and images posted over and over again; these people haven't seen a new joke in years, and wouldn't recognize one if it showed up.

You would get banned from the SA forums for being as unfunny and ignorant as the best poster on Fark.

"Did you see that the sixth grade kid who fell off the monkeybars and landed on his head is finally back in school this year? Word has it that the brain damage was so severe that he's become a farker."

by Bevets' Mom July 18, 2005

wucking fanker

a non rude version of fucking wanker that you can say to your mum and she wont get mad at you

mum you wucking fanker let me go out

by Bullet March 22, 2004

fakeroo

A fake mobile phone app. Note: not an existing app that claims to do something and then, doesn't but, rather, a non-existing app that seems real.

I just read an article about this amazing app and when I tried to download it to my phone, I realized it was a fakeroo.

by Fakeroo.com May 17, 2011