the falcon punch

releasing an earth shattering punch into your significant others asshole during sex

"Dude you seen josh lately?"
"Nah, heard chris gave him the falcon punch during sex the other day, don't think he'll be walkin' for a while"

by twiggley December 6, 2016

Falcon punch

A uber-powerful punch that will smear anyone hit by it across the wall and is so powerful that it can bend space fabric time or whatever and to make it even better is occasionally covered or coated in awesomesauce.

Doing one melee in halo 3 and magically killing five people is about one ten trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion times infinity infierior to a single Falcon punch. And thats without awesomesauce....

by racerbob October 24, 2009

falcon punch

a flaming punch that was originaly done by captain falcon. this was used in the super smash bros. series but was also used as a attack that falcon used on this evil dude in the f-zero cartoon series.

evil guy:IVE HAD ENOGH OF U! DIE!
captain falcon:FALCON PAAAWNCH
some f-zero racer:CAPTAIN FALCON!
mewone:thats what a falcon punch is guys.

by mewone April 7, 2009

falcon punch

v. The act of forcefully shoving one's fist - in a punching motion - up a female's rectum during intercourse, often whilst shouting "Falcon Punch!" Also referred to as fisting or buttrape, though those don't include the catchy punching words =D Taken from Captain Falcon.

"I love it in the butt!"
"FALCON PUNCH."
"AUGH."

by Lucifer Ann November 7, 2007

falcon punch

falcon punch is the act of forcefully shoving your fist into the anus of something

Shouting falcon punch is optional but suggested

"Hey Billy get over here"

"yeah what?"

"go falcon punch that cow"

".... FALCON PUNCH"

MOOOOOOOOO

by littledude759 April 8, 2010

Falcon punch

When you take a shot of vodka and then chug a gallon of hawaiian punch as fast as you can. then wait a minute and have someone punch you in the stomach as hard as they can while yelling "FALCON PUNCH!"

dude we took so many falcon punches last night and steve threw up all over the carpet!

by nizzjizz November 15, 2011

Anal Falcon Punch

To suddenly and forcefully insert your fist into an anus.

Girl- "You're so boring in bed you never do anything adven-"
Boy- "Anal Falcon PUNCH"
Girl- "OHH!"

by PashaXXX January 15, 2009