Christian Faker

one who goes to church for the free food, and the fun, not for jesus or the bible.

Jack is such a christian faker! I saw him put 5 bagels in his backpack at sunday service.

by thatchristiankid_51 October 24, 2010

Mother faker

When a Mother fakes being supportive, happy, excited or any other emotion in order to up left a child or to make the child believe life is normal. Most commonly praticed during a school event or holiday.

My Father died on December 15th and then I was a Mother faker for Christmas that year.

by Aunt Chrissy July 19, 2010

Moment faker

someone that shares a moment with someone, usually leading one to believe there is something between them, then claims that said moment never happened.

girl: awwwwwwwwwwww
guy: did we just have a moment?
girl: what are you talking about?
guy: you are such a moment faker!

by rob02825 December 22, 2007

fakerage

In Alberta, particularly but not exclusive to Calgary metropolitan area, a "fake" acreage. People that build McMansions on ~1-5 acres of land on the outskirts of Calgary, such as Bearspaw to the west of the city and claim they live on an acreage. In actuality an acreage in Alberta is many acres of land to be used for ranching or other traditional agricultural type purposes, not a plot of (usually) barren land to show off one's large, obnoxious looking house which is typically an awful mishmash of architectural styles and in poor taste. People buy fakerages probably because they want a faux "rural" lifestyle but with the amenities and proximity to a large metropolitan area.

Bill: "So I'm buying an acreage out in Bearspaw. It's pretty sweet, the house is like 8,000 square feet on 2 acres of land!"

Tom: "Bill, I think you mean you're buying a fakerage."

Bill: :(

by Wigs-SSP August 14, 2011

Fakery

A bakery which misleadingly sells thawed frozen goods, pre-processed goods or baked goods made off-premises.

The cake I bought at the fakery was definitely a frozen cake, it didn't taste very fresh.

by dollar bill yallz February 18, 2017

faketernative

A "faketernative" is someone who claims to be alternative but really isnt. Like indie people, they tend to call themselves alt without knowing the meaning. Another meaning is fake alternative people who dress alt but dont listen to the music and think the word "alt" is one word and also often thinks that being an egirl is alt. lol

"!Example 1: "Look at her! shes such a faketernative all she does is drink monster energy, wear eyeliner and say shes alt
Example 2: Girl 1: "Do you like my outfit its so alt" c
Girl 2: "so cool, what do you listen to"c
Girl 1: "Clairo, tame impala, lil peep andd-" c
Girl 2: "Let me stop you right there, you're not alt! you're a faketernative." c

by bunniesarefuckingidiots October 19, 2020

Fakerpuff

Someone who claims to be Hufflepuff, but who exhibits traits opposite to that of the house such as being disloyal, lazy, petty, and egotistical.

Guy - You cheated on him?
Girl - Yea, he wasn't giving me the attention I needed.
Guy - Fakerpuff.

by 123OFOTCNCOGWE321 May 27, 2021