didnt-study-gonna-fail

An interjection rapidly uttered by unprepared students, often the day of or prior to a large test or assignment.

Teacher: Are we all prepared for today's test?

Student: No.

Teacher: And why not?

Student: Didnt-study-gonna-fail.

by AlwaysHiding April 11, 2010

therealcoon 69 fail

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by vogla January 14, 2013

asian fail

To not get an A in a class. Some asians hold themselves to high standards, and anything less than an A is considered "failing".
A term often used at thomas jefferson.

omg! i asian failed that physics test and got a B+... now I'll never get into NOVA

by the PlNK September 7, 2005

failbus

If someone just failed massively they 'failbused'

You could also tell them to hop on the 'failbus' because they failed so hard that they should find themselfes in the company of other people riding the failbus

That was shit, you are pathetic. Go hop on the failbus.

by mad snake oms November 18, 2007

fail snow

1. n. precipitation that appears to be snowlike as it falls but melts in a pathetic, muddy, and/or unexciting fashion soon after reaching the ground.
2. n. marijuana. (Origins: in urban mythology, the condensation nuclei of the fail snow comes from marijuana smoke).

"My excitement turned to disappointment when I couldn't build a snowman: the snow turned out to be fail snow and melted right away."

"She was put in jail because she was caught smoking fail snow."

by Forgettable Nanny November 25, 2009

fail troll

Some kid on forums who tries really hard to troll, but just gets shot down, because he somehow fails at the simple art of trolling.

Fail Troll: nope, umad.
Better Troll: nahbro
Fail Troll: nope, umad.
Better Troll: you look pretty mad
Fail Troll: nope, umad
Better Troll: do you have anything of substance to say or are you just gonna say stupid fucking shit because you're a fucktard?

by lolthetrolls December 21, 2011

Caden Fail

When someone makes the simplest mistake when saying goodbye to someone over chat or text.

Person 1 "BYEEEEE"

Person 2 "BYEEEEEEEe"

Person 1 "That was a caden fail"

by grimmmmmm July 8, 2010