Fail like a Whale

A fucking retard thing some douchebag says to be funny.

You Fail like a Whale, bitch!

by americanaidan November 25, 2010

epic fail

Complete and total failure when success should have been reasonably easy to attain.

<after getting pwned in a video game>

Player1 Dude, we just got reamed
Player2 Yeah, Epic Fail

by scolemann March 19, 2008

panda fail

A "panda fail" occurs when someone is so unsuccessful at a particular task (ie. the apparent lack of sex drive among pandas) that the person's existance is no longer necessary.

Bob's decline of his wife's offer to have sex with her while concurrently eating a sandwich was a total panda fail.

by LettyFresh August 22, 2010

epic fail imminent

Impending failure of monumental proportions. Being told this phrase can only mean one thing: there is absolutely zero chance of any victory. There is only complete and utter conquest and slaughter. The prase most suited to noobs with a poor grasp of the reality of the situation

In Star Craft:
Me: You should really build your defenses up.
noob: <doesn't build defenses up>
Zergs:<gathering>
Me: Epic fail imminent...
Zergs: <rush>
noob: <suffers epic death>

by epicpwner v.2 March 14, 2008

senses fail

Possibly one of the most amazing and underrated emocore bands from Ridgewood NJ(Better Recognize). See these guys live. Their lyrics are amazing and the instrumental aspect is insane.

Senses Fail is one of the greatest bands out there!

by BrandNizzle311 March 18, 2004

Epic Fail

Epic- Anything great, spectacular, or large/monumental in nature

Fail- An inability to complete an objective, task or job either assigned or volunteered for.

Epic Fail -A mistake of such monumental proportions that it requires its own term in order to sucessfully point out the unfathomable shortcomings of an individual or group.

Jack: Uh, dude? I may or may not have wrecked 14 ferrari's with my moped after derailing a whole train carrying nothing but kittens and puppies...

Jim: Epic Fail, Man. EPIC Fail.

by Operative 668 March 24, 2008

Fail

The Glorious lack of success

A baseball player swings at a ball and the ball instead hits him in the groin. FAIL!

by elliott113 February 15, 2008