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I'm smelling some raunchy farticles
by peprikaspice March 14, 2011
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Tiny, nasty, invisible gas particles in flatus (farts), in particular hydrogen sulphide, that jump inside your nose and get trapped by the cilia on a patch of special olfactory neurons in the top of your nasal passage setting in motion a series of chemical reactions that tell your brain "Someone shit their pants".
1. I was taking Phil Johnson to the corner store the other day and he ripped one in the car. I swear I could almost taste the poop farticles.

2. That brown residue on the walls of your bathroom could be the result of farticles combined with condensation from steaming hot showers.
by Jeff Seal June 18, 2004
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Fatticle

A fat testicle. Common on dudes with naturally large dongs, girls love to suck these in addition to the dongs themselves. They are always at least double average size, and are bulging, and overflowing season through the dong.
Hot girl 1: did you see Nate’s Testicles?
Hot girl 2: Yeah! It was awesome how he fucked all of us!
Hot girl 3: OMG he is So hot!
Hot girl 4: I would even call those things fatticles!
by YoBoyNyate December 2, 2019
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Farticle

An article that presents "alternative facts", a "fake article".
"Did you read that farticle on Breitbart?"
by Shakespeare420 February 28, 2017
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Farticle

When it's so cold your farts freeze as soon as they leave your butt
My farticles were the talk of the town during my recent visit to Siberia
by HoJoJojo March 17, 2017
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Farticle

Farticles have more kinetic energy than solid or liquid particles. Farticles have low attractive forces and high rates of diffusion.
by nutshell April 26, 2017
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Farticles

Particles that are produced when a fart is realesed
Farticles smell very bad when realesed because the particles in them have carbon which is produced when food is eaten.
by Wizard 77 May 19, 2018
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