facial marination

the act of soaking your hand(s) in your ball sweat after a long day of hard work and then pimp smakin one of your friends in the face

jon recieved a facial marination because he denied a friend when in need

by k dawg01 April 26, 2005

Fudge Facial

When attempting to fart in someones face with your pants down and accidently blow feces onto their face.

I tried to fart in Jenny's face last night but ended up giving her a fudge facial!

by Funmunke January 6, 2010

facial frosting

A term used to describe seminal fluids left residing on the face of an individual after an act of sexual intercourse or fellatio.

Ex) After an intense session of anal intercourse, Greg proceeded to give Marsha some facial frosting.


haha this was funny to write..lol

by Dream Ha September 12, 2005

facial abuse

The act of sexually humiliating your partner by abusing and degrading her face during rough oral sex by holding her head deep on your genitalia, slapping her face, and talking to her in a degrading manner during the process.

I face fucked my girlfriend's throat until she turned purple, then I covered her face in semen: it was an act of total facial abuse.

by reggie knowles September 25, 2006

Blumpkin Backsplash Facial

when you are sitting on the toilet taking a dump while getting a blowjob... and right before you bust a load you drop a huge dump and the water from the toilet and ur jizz hits the girl in the face at the same time

the blumpkin backsplash facial has never been done before

by gainesvilletim89 March 5, 2009

Facial Dispenser

A working Penis

She kept going to the salon and paying for expensive facials, when she knew she could use my Facial Dispenser any time she wanted, free of charge.

by hsquad71 April 1, 2004

facialbook

to add a friend in facebook to whom which you have given a facial

after jazzing in her face and giving her a cincinatti beret she asked to be added to my facialbook profile

by b_dk January 4, 2009