Faceturbating

Commenting on your own Facebook status.

As I am commenting on my own status it occurred to me that I'm Faceturbating. Admit it. It's just a matter of time before you use it.

by Faceturbater December 1, 2010

Faceturbation

Engaging in solitary, senseless time-wasting Facebook games and activities designed to keep you on Facebook as long as possible.

Bob has got to cut back on his Faceturbation -- he's been super-poking me for two weeks straight!

I've been faceturbating with Flower Gifts for six hours now!

by The Showquest August 18, 2009

facebreakup

When one member of a facebook relationship decides to alter their relationship status to reflect a discontinuation ("single") or troubled/sketchy state ("it's complicated" or "in an open relationship") of said relationship unbeknownst to the other party or parties of that relationship.

Candice wrote on Greg's wall "never facebreakup with me again b/c it made me break out. love you!" when he cancelled their relationship on his facebook last weekend. Now they're "engaged".

by Eggwhitey December 31, 2007

FaceBreak

Facebreaks are usually short breaks where an employee has a quick look at their Facebook page or to post a Status Update.

Work Colleague: "Hey Amy, please join us in the conference room for a quick meeting."

Amy: "Sure thing, I'm on a FaceBreak but I'll be there in a couple of minutes."

by Jsimos July 28, 2009

faceburka

the term for cheapass girls that don't show their true hotness (or has locked profile!) on their facbook profilepictures and therefore seem hotter in reality.

bro: dude, check out my date next saturday, *facebook profile link*

you: ... seriously?

bro: yeah, she has the faceburka... but in reality she's hot, im telling you

by Thewisemanlol March 20, 2012

Facebreak

The act of breaking up with your significant other through the use of Facebook with or without any prior notification.

Facebreaking and Facebreaked are also versions.

I had to FACEBREAK Cecelia again, because she is too emotional and possessive.

Bob FACEBREAKED me, he should have called me first, when I checked his FB, his status says he is single.

by Leftie Luci September 20, 2009

Facebreak

Facebreak: An act of douchebaggery that involves preemptively removing one's relationship status before notifying girlfriend, boyfriend, partner or significant other, also the action that should result to the person who instigated the facebreak. (see facebreak-ING)

Karl Selewski has so many women he makes things easier on himself with use of Facebreak

by Bailejor April 26, 2010