Funt 

The first of the super hybrid swear words. A combination of the words fucking and cunt, together forming the most powerful 4 letter word ever invented.

"I can't believe John ruined the party last night. That guy is a funt if I ever lade eyes on one.

Funt by Pichael Mimlott January 7, 2011

Funt 

The sound a woman emits while sitting on the toilet urinating and also expels body gas at the same time.

She sat sleepy eyed on the toilet and pissed and unexpectedly funted at the same time.

Funt by billk1937 December 13, 2012

Funt 

when your bitch farts out of her cunt while you are affectionately licking her vagina.

"Did you really just funt in my mouth?"

Funt by DMESH April 12, 2014

Funt 

Someone who's fat and a cunt ( a fat cunt)

My teachers a funt

Funt by apolglase95 September 21, 2016

Funt 

A person who is unnecessarily aggressive, rude, insulting and generally unpleasant to you on Facebook.

MIKE: Did you see what Jack wrote on Rick's timeline? He's well out of order.
NEIL: Yeah, he's a total Funt.

Funt by Niblo Grape January 20, 2018

funt 

when the pussy is dry asf and smells like dead fish

dude I hooked up with your girl yesterday and when I pulled down her pants she had a funt and I almost passed out, it smelled terrible

funt by PBJsandwich27 August 24, 2018

Funt 

Pulling your foreskin forward enough to emulate a vagina and having another man fuck it

Darryl and I had a good funt last night

Funt by Funt Expert January 27, 2019