The Dirty Frenchman

Where two people are in the process of French kissing whilst one is pooping

Hey *insert other halfs name here*, wanna go and do the Dirty Frenchman I'm dying for a poo

by Gyricallenius March 3, 2016

fucks like a frenchman

Refers to someone that is knowledgeable enough about sex to get their partner off regardless of the hardware they were born with ; inventive in the bedroom and dedicated to their partners pleasure.

That dude gets ass all the time, he must be hung like a horse! - Naw they say hes about average but he fucks like a frenchman.

by Jaketropolis August 19, 2022

Hung like a French man

Having the perfect size penis, above average but not too large, the perfect pleasing size normally about 16.5 to 19 cm(6.5 to 7.4 in) of length and 13 to 14.5cm (5.11 to 5.70) of circumference, the testicles also have to be a nice and proportionate size. (Also abbreviated HLFM)

1.After we had sex she said that I was Hung like a French man.
2.OMG, the guy I met at the club last night was Hung like a French man!
3.Ok, I will go up to your room, but you better be HLFM.

by Batwen July 12, 2019

Freshmanjr

A dude who stanks up the place with his H.B.O (Haitain body odour) & treats video games like its real life... Well sadly it is his real life cos the kid does fuck all else.. Apart from eating dirt cookies.

Man 1 - "dawg, what is that vile odour?"

Man 2 - "It's that Freshmanjr over there! Lets chase him down & whoop his ass"

Freshmanjr - "Don't make me run, I'll get wet patches under my breasts"

by Shit Man Dolla February 3, 2010

Freshman

A freshman is usually a student in their first year of high school. They enjoy stopping in the middle of the hallway to hug their friends during the 6 minute breaks you have between classes. They occasionally think that they are cooler than everyone else, though this does not apply to all freshman.

Freshman girl 1: OH MY GOD!!! JENNIFER! IT'S BEEN LIKE AN HOUR SINCE I LAST SAW YOU!!!

Freshman girl 2: LET'S BLOCK THE HALLWAY AND ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE WHO HAS TO WALK ALL THE WAY ACROSS CAMPUS!!

Freshman girl 1: OKAY!!!

by Avobiwonkenobi September 8, 2013

Lowery Freshman Center

Lowery is filled with fuck boys and hoes and a whole bunch of hood rats who love talking shit and fighting and also full of teachers that tell you 24/7 to put your id on.

Jack Goff: Dude didn’t you know lowery freshman center is like a strip club with all the people that get dress coded?

Nick gurr: Dude, really? no way!

by Kashoot Myself September 1, 2019

Freshman Trance

When freshman girls think they can get with any upperclassman. However, the upperclassman only mess with them for their fresh and tight pussy.

“Nancy thinks brad really likes her, but she’s definitely in the freshman trance”

by owen🤧 February 2, 2018