12:00 Flasher

Noun

Computer Help Desk Technician's public enemy #1. A person who is so inept with technology, everything in his/her house is flashing "12:00" at all times.

Computer Help Desk Technician: "Thank you for calling the Computer Help Desk, how may I help you?"
User: "Yeah. My internet ain't workin?"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "What browser are you using sir?"
User: "Windows XP"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "No no. Not your operating system, what do you use to go on the internet?"
User: "My laptop"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "Ok. Let's try this. When you go on the Internet, do you click on a big blue E? or a red fox?"
User: "I click on Start"
Computer Help Desk Technician: *Puts User on Hold* "Looks like we got a 12:00 Flasher here boys. I'll be skipping my lunch today"

12:00 Flasher by Figa Hunter November 7, 2013

flushed 

A state of intoxication where one begins to feel warm, pleasent, and craves more to drink. When some one has drank enough alcohol to feel beyond buzzed, but not quite tipsy.

Those four shots did me well, and I'm feeling flushed.
Hey boys, I'm feeling flushed, let's grab another beer.

flushed by Elliot Moore January 8, 2006

flashdrops 

The female equivalent to a flashback induced erection in which case she gets vaginally moist.

"Thinking about his hard cock inside of me gave me flashdrops"

flashdrops by blazenandez September 9, 2011

Flasher 

Tom mayne

Tom mayne pulls his penis out in public making him a flasher

Flasher by Tom mayne December 8, 2019

jug flasher 

A female (or tubby male) who enjoys flashing his/her large breasts, or jugs, either for the sexual, whorish thrill, fame and attention, or for another reason. These females are usually frowned upon by most societies in general, but occasionally will fit into groups of swingers/frats to feel included for the small price of flashing her jugs very often.

"Hey, did you hear about that girl, Brittany?"

"Yeah, I heard she flashed her shirt up to Johny so he would buy her a drink. What a Jug Flasher!"

"Yeah, she is..Let's go offer her a drink"

"Sounds good!"

jug flasher by Maccatack October 28, 2009

12am flasher

Someone not very technically competent, to the end that all their appliances and electronics flash 12:00am or 0:00 on the displays as they haven't yet figured out how to set the clocks.

My dad's such a doufus, can't figure out the VCR, a real 12am flasher.

12am flasher by dicewithme September 20, 2012

:flushed:

tee hee

I farded again :flushed:

:flushed: by StinkyApe April 7, 2021