flacenis

flacenis is defined as a flaccid penis

many girls do not like flacenises

britney- OMG carley! my boyfriend has a flacenis!! Can i borrow yours?

by chicarcas March 11, 2008

flacid pedro

Noun. The state in which a man is too intoxicated to erect his penis. Also known as a very severe case of whisky dick.

Austin: "Hey man, you seemed way too drunk to function last night...did you hook up with that deaf girl?"

Will: "Oh I had no chance of getting it up, but you better believe I still fucked some sounds out of her with my flacid pedro anyways!!!"

by phillyyy March 6, 2011

Flaccid Casper

When one manages to cum with a flaccid penis

Dave: "how was the date?"
Jack: "horrible. She gave me a flaccid Casper."

by SilverBackJames23 August 26, 2013

flaccid salmon

The act of taking a limp dick and smacking a girl across the face until your dick is pink or the color of a salmon.

Kyle: Man i gave her a real good flaccid salmon last night

by BigT56 December 29, 2013

Flacklen

The ring of piss and shit found around the outside of a toilet.

"Man, Kurt is worse than flacklen"

by Flacklen June 9, 2016

Flaccid Stanley

A fictional character, made of a folded up sandwich bag with a face drawn on it, many of these have been created, all but one were destroyed

Hey guys look, it’s Flaccid Stanley

by Coolest beans April 30, 2019

flackattack

To hit someone over the head with a glass lamp or object while they are sleeping

She had been reading his text messages, thought he was cheating before carrying out a flackattack

by Bozmo December 23, 2019