All facts no fib

When all you got is facts and there is no possibility of any fibbing whatsoever.

Bro: "bruh this grilled cheese is fucking bomb"
Me: "hell yeah bro, all facts no fib"

by Wagwaninator October 30, 2019

Fluffy Floater Fib

When your swimming in your friends pond and you can't hold it in so you shit in his pond. Sadly you forget that shit floats and you are forced to blame it on the neighbors dog and join your friend in complaining to the neighbors.

He engaged in a fluffy floater fib.

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

Fib from Outer Space

A “monster” that lands in the fictional town of Bumbleyburg in veggietales. When Junior asparagus keeps telling lies about breaking his dads collectors plate, the Fib grows to be a giant heck of a problem, such as smashing cars, ripping apart building decorations, and spinning a cow decor piece so hard that it flies off, catching Officer Scooter Carrot’s attention.

The funniest scene in Larry Boy, and the Fib from Outer Space is when the Fib stands on top of the water tower and shakes Junior like a salt shaker and mistakens Larry for a piece of Candy

by Eli_VeggietalesFan2007 June 24, 2021

Sticky Fib

A lie told to a law enforcement officer by recalled car owners to get out of a ticket.

Travis: How did John get out of a ticket doing 90 in a residential?

Rick: He told a Sticky Fib. When the cop came over he pretended to be hyperventilating and told the cop his recalled floor mats caused the accelerator to stick.

Travis: Freaking lucky Hybrid owners!

by McDoh! March 12, 2010

FIB

fucked in bed

i had so much fun last night

i got fib

by there are no names what at all November 12, 2016

FIBS

Fuck I been Shot

ask,Ever heard of FIBS,then pull trigger.

by Arcsmith May 2, 2019

Fib me a lil

(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."

Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.

Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~

by nolandc September 15, 2019