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Falcon Punch

Phrase that is exclaimed when punching a book or binder out of someones hands, or off of a desk, table etc...
Mike: Hey Jimmy
Jimmy: What?
Mike: FALCON PUNCH!!! (Knocks book from Mikes hands)
by Nihowhello February 25, 2011
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Falcon Punch

Punch a bitch in the back of the head while your fucken her from behind!
Dude, i straight falcon punched that bitch last night, straight up put a lump up on that bitches head!
by Donald Haynie April 15, 2008
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The best drink, ever. Dump out half a two liter of Mountain Dew, add a packet of fruit punch flavored gatorade powder, top the bottle off with vodka.
Four words: Mother. Fuckin. Falcon. Punch.

falcon PUNCH gets you laid every. time.

Every party I go to I will get PAWNCHED from this day forth.
by lolashleysays October 21, 2010
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The act of fisting a woman via punching your hand into her vagina. This is better achieved by adding the words, "Falcon Punch!" whilst performing the act. There is also the much more painful, deadly, and downright disgusting Falcon Kick.
John: Man last night I was with this girl and I couldn't get her to feel anything because she was soo loose.
Jim: Ahh man you should've falcon punched that bitch!

Bill: Last night I falcon punched this chic so bad, it was crazyy!
Jeb: Dude... Did she have to go to the ER? That's fuckin' weird.
by Big Ben Franklin December 6, 2011
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"Oh No! Bruce Lee cut off Chuck Norris' legs!"
"Wait, it's o.k. Chuck Norris can still FALCON PUNCH"

Chuck Norris- "FALCON PUNCH!!!!"

**Universe & Bruce Lee implode**
by [A lump of Grass] August 10, 2010
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When the male is fingering or 'poking' the female he inserts both his thumb and index finger and reaches for the top of the cave of the Womb, Pinches with both fingers pulls down as far as he can and lets the skin ping right back up again. - Bleeding is Inevitable.
by HardcoreGreenArmy April 26, 2010
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the sexual act of shoving one fist up a girls vagina and the other in her asshole simultaneously while yelling "FALCON PUNNCHH!"
Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
by the real boy11 July 13, 2015
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