Factitious

Fake news that seems to be factual; but is actually fictitious.

After this crazy year I have started believing that almost everything is FACTITIOUS.

by Major Thomas March 9, 2018

Factastraphy

When you spit bars to real and the other dude starts to cry.

This situation has become a real factastraphy
It's a bad thing don't you agree
This dude be crying for his mommy
But really he ain't got nobody

by Balakay14 January 25, 2019

Fantistic

Basing things on a fantasy..

Fantistic... Believing in fantasy as real life experiences. Basing your beliefs on fanasty.

Thinking I can have the same life as Cinderella..
I'm not optimistic or realistic. I'm fantistic. Believing my life can be a fairy tale.

by Unicorn Skittles September 7, 2019

Fatistuta

A rotund man in their mid 30s who plays 5 a side football.

A fatistuta “used to have it” but has “lost a yard”.

and carries weight that he did not in his glory days. In spite of this, he still showcases an admirable level of skill

Often seen with a purple fiorentina shirt, snug to the middle region and declaring “he’s still got it, lad has..." after scoring a tap in from 5 yards. This is known as a 'Fatigol'.

"He's a decent player, at least he used to be. He's become a bit of a Fatistuta these days..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

FARTIST

A fake artist, one who’s public relations and media hype far exceed their talent. Classic fartist would be Andy Warhol or Jakson Pollack. A contemporary fartist would be Taylor Swift, little talent, no singing voice, but a lot of publicity hype.

We paid big money for 2 tickets in the balcony and after 10 minutes on stage it was obvious the guy was a fartist. All hype, no talent.
The painting in the MOMA ( Museum of Modern Art ) looked like the fartist had let her dog roll in a can of house paint and then fall asleep on the canvas.

by Dr. Gunther Volt March 9, 2020

fachist

A word an illiterate fuck uses because he doesn’t know how to spell “fascist”

He called me a fachist while hailing his leader for imperialist tendencies

by Salam420 April 13, 2022

Factishoist

The title for that one guy who knows a ton of random useless facts in most friend groups

Why does our group's Factishoist know so much about squid dicks?

by The Glocktopus September 20, 2022