Self Control Exercises

For men, masturbation. By keeping the level of cum down we can easily control our errections.

Dan spends a little too much time with his self control exercises.

by Jplague September 11, 2011

exercise your farts

The act of farting repeatedly, while seeming like nothing is happening

You should go exercise your farts over near that hot dude

by 243588 May 2, 2015

2 PERSON EXERCISE

its basically sex.

YOUR DAD AND MOM TOLD YOU THIS WHEN THEY WERE DOING IT. ( 2 PERSON EXERCISE)

by LILYACKITY December 9, 2019

Ball pits exercise

The act of washing just the balls, ass crack and arm pits. These areas are typically the strongest sources of body odor.

I think I need a shower. I was at a friend's house all weekend and only did the ball pits exercise.

by Malcoholic April 29, 2009

Exercising My Constitutional Rights

Smoking pot in Colorado

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .

by aman73 December 18, 2012

stress level elimination exercise plan

a way to get rid of stress in an office. S.L.E.E.P. is a good way to explain to your boss when you are caught snoozing.

BOSS: What are you doing? Do you want to be fired?

under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.

by Pinky Star May 28, 2009

Exercise? i thought you said extra fries!

If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor

Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?

by Your local spelling helper April 5, 2022