erection fairy

The little fairy that every man has that flys around you and gives you raging erections during school and while your grandmother is fixing your pants zipper.

"Take me erection fairy! Bring me the erection."
"My erection fairy is long dead, and now I cant pleasure my cats."

by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008

election

Noun: Deciding between the lesser of two evils. Ie: Skeletor or Krang

Oh great, another election. Which crook should I vote for?

by m_kitsune June 15, 2004

Erection

When a man's penis becomes stuff and hard, thickens and increases in length, and after that if he's still more sexually aroused, he cums

Just seeing Alana made have a massive erection

by Suki1234 May 4, 2018

Homo Erection

When your feeling dirty and your learning about the Homo Erectus

You: *Learning about Homo Erectus*
Also you: *Searches Homo Erection*

by GetExposedYANUB July 13, 2020

puberty erection

An erction of the penis that cannot be called a boner because its not on purpose.

Some how i always get a puberty erection in church

I hate puberty erections when I `m wearing sweatpants!

by blu3hat October 9, 2010

Election Prediction Mafia

Also abbreviated as EPM; A group of people who exist in circles on Twitter, US Elections Atlas, and in our polling institutions that twist the data to favor their side in order to change the outcome of the election.

The Election Prediction Mafia was trolled excellently by fans of Red Eagle yesterday when they confirmed their analysis of the most recent primary to be completely false.

by god emperor blumpfth August 21, 2020

Erectionised

Someone's pp tickles a lot, another way to say you're hard.

His uncle got erectionised after seeing the dark spike.

by Digtasy September 6, 2020