Emperess

A beautiful black goddess. An Emperess is someone with confidence and perfect hair. A great smile. Perfect characteristics. Shes so amazing and beautiful. She doesn't put up with any nonsense and all the boys are over her. Emperess's are mainly not understood bc of how smart and Intelligent they are but they push through and beat the odds.

"Omg that girl is so pretty and her melanin is Poppin! She must be an Emperess"

by Emperess <33 August 8, 2020

Sis Wet Experience

Just when you are about to bust a nut up in your girl, you ask her if her sister gets as wet as she does and hold on for the bucking final ride.

May also be used in the case of one’s sister-in-law as well. The outcome is usually the same.

What was all that screaming from your room last night braahhh? Wild sex? Had a sis wet experience braaaahhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017

Ron Mexico Experience

Finding out that your partner just gave you the herp (or any other std).

Bill: Dude, I just had a Ron Mexico experience last night.
Ted: What happened?
Bill: I tried pranking Virginia with an alaskan snow dragon but she just swallowed and said "I've got it too."

by Pure JD May 5, 2005

Emperor Mong

Malevolent cosmic being directly responsible for the World's ills and for those (in retrospect) idiotic decisions we've all made from time to time.

Emperor Mong: Go on, one more beer won't hurt.
Emperor Mong: Of course, she thinks you are irresistible.
Emperor Mong: The police aren't checking anyone for alcohol tonight, they are all in the station having one themselves!

by chrysalis May 3, 2011

Gold Experience Requiem

no

King Crimson: hey imma erase time real quick
Gold Experience Requiem: no
King Crimson: ok

by Tameko October 8, 2020

girl friend experience

an female escort who provides more then just sex.

besides great sex, she provided the girl friend experience such as kissing, cuddling, and hugging

by Eddie O'Hair November 13, 2007

character building experience

Any personal happening that is so absolutely awful, embarrassing, or painful that, in order to make one feel better about it, its very existence must be given some sort of arbitrary purpose, such as "building character."

My home is at least five miles away and I have no car, no money, and no pants. Now, to get there. This'll be a character building experience.

by itselll March 4, 2011