Erection Direction Correction

When sporting a boner, sometimes it is more comfortable (or more ambiguous) to move it from facing downward (toward your feet) to facing upward (toward your beltline).

The Erection Direction Correction is the process of changing from one position to the other.

My boner was making a rather large bump in my pants, so I made an erection direction correction.

by NoReasonBonerExpert October 21, 2010

erection inspection

a game one plays with ones friends in which one calls "erection inpection" during an eroticly charged or appropriate part of a movie, the freinds are then bound by honour to stand strait, hips out with there hands on their head, any among the group with erections are either shunned and never spoken of or given mad props for the fearfull pork sword he has sprouted, this is often context specific and depends on the nature of your friends.

(william wallace exposes himself)

Karl: Erection Inspection!

Jack: oh dude... ethan

Ethan: yeah, umm

Karl: just leave

by T J M June 3, 2008

black erection

A large erection but softer than asian or whites.

After experiencing black erections she went back to white and asian guys and never went black again.

by ivorybone November 29, 2010

Erection Affection

The maximum love of someone/thing to where an erection may occur.

I have an erection affection over tacos

by SquirrelPower January 8, 2009

Erection

A huge ass boner

Having sex then going to the pool is a bad idea, especially with a erection

by Poop lord 2000 August 21, 2014

Raging Erection Red

The color one's penis becomes when they are masturbating and suddenly become enraged

John: Dude I was jerking off yesterday when I found out Becky was cheating on me and my dick turned a weird shade of red.

Brandon: Sounds like Raging Erection Red to me.

by wHaT February 12, 2014

Erection factory

A fine ass bitch!

One that induces erections (hardening of the phallus)

Man, when that Erection Factory walked by everybody's pants shrunk!

by 3rdrocket October 14, 2011