Einstein

When one has their fringe pushed to the side, revealing their shiny, greasy forehead.

"Oh hey, look, Josh has an Einstein."

"Get rid of that Einstein."

by vaxo May 12, 2014

Albert Einstein

Some really smart dude. He failed math and still became famous, so it is ok to hate math. He came up with this whole e=mc2 thing. His cause of death is unknown, but it is believed that he divided by zero.

"I divided by zero... OH SHI-"

"Albert Einstein failed math, I can too!"

by gravy666 February 11, 2008

einstein

Refering to brain, dome, or a blow job.

Man, that chick give good einstein.
You should get einstein from that girl.

by Michael Roldan July 20, 2008

Einstein

A girl who gives great head.

That girl is an Einstein.

That girl gives a wicked Einstein.

(Einstein had great head. Girl gives great head.)

by J Lo Lo October 24, 2010

Einstein

A girl that gives great "brain" or in other words, knows how to suck a dick.
Lil Wayne-- "Einstein... her head is the greatest."

Joe: Dude im tellin you, shes like Einstein
Burt: How do you know what kinda grades she gets?
Joe: No dumbass, she made me cum in like 10 minutes last night when she was giving me brain!

by SmashinOnEm January 13, 2010

No shit, Einstein!

A very sarcastic way to say that someone says a stupid line.

Frits: Beer is f*cking good.
Henk: No shit, Einstein!

by SAJEMA August 15, 2006

Albert Einstein's brother

An extremely ugly man.

CHICK: Yuck! Look at that guy. Albert Einstein's brother, eh?

FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?

CHICK: Yeah, Albert Einstein's brother -- FRANK.

FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!

by Stuck Up Bitch July 9, 2006