Homo Jizzus Erectus

When a gay guy jizzes into an open erect penis.

Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: It was great, Daniel gave me Homo Jizzus Erectus last night.

by NickrophiIia December 26, 2018

Homo erectus

When straight guys get erections after looking at other guys.

I got a homo erectus after looking at John!

by Guy Ragetobia March 9, 2015

coctis erectis

The term used to describe a stiffy
under its proper kingdom and phylus and species. Its come to replace the commonly used schhwiing!!! as added to the collective consciousness by Wayne's World.

My coctis erectis

by shitter friend October 5, 2003

Hobo Erectus

Any one of low public stature or has very little money that always has very sexual feelings toward another person place or thing.

"Jimmy is such a hobo erectus!"
"look at that bum. always horney for that Trash bin"

by Monique Cab August 10, 2007

homo erectus

when you think dudes are hot

Yeah... you're suffering from a case of homo erectus. You're wang is hugified, by a man and not by a woman

by thaotherb December 5, 2004

erectus expando

When you see someone pull off an insane glitch in THPS and your peepee goes big

Brando Dando Erectus Expando!

by devoxel May 17, 2018

erectis erupteous

When an erection reaches the state of ejactulation expelling it's load

Wow absolutely amazing! That was the hardest I've ever cum it was a total erectis erupteous and felt like it rattled my teeth! Let's do it again!

by mia.dancer September 8, 2021