Erectile Vomit

The ungodly concoction of piss, blood, cum, and broken up kidney stones that quickly exits the urethra in a fit of horrible sickness. Pray to whatever god you must to prevent this event from ever coming across your soul and body.
“Hey, I’m not coming in to work today. I’ve been erectile vomiting all morning.”
by LeSleth November 20, 2019
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Erectile Disfunction

Erectile dysfunction is a common problem where a man finds it hard to get or keep an erection.
Doctor:I have some bad news for you sir.
Male patient: Yes?
Doctor: you appear to be suffering from erectile disfunction

Male patient: Oh No

(this can only happen if you have a Willy)
by Juanita Green October 13, 2021
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Erectile Inversion

In the act of a blowjob. The giving partner suddenly bites the shaft and yanks down, ripping off the skin of the penis and essentially turning it inside out.
by Valterain June 17, 2015
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Erectile Dysfunction

When male gendered individuals think that they are tall, firm, and stout but always fall short because of sheer ignorance.
Mark and Colby suffer from Erectile Dysfunction.
by Gollum May 19, 2006
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Erectile Disfunction

A condition many lesser males suffer from. It causes an inability to get it up. Makes the pineal area flaccid.
Bro. Is your dick small.

No. I just have erectile disfunction

Cool. It must be flaccid
by Homeslicelover33 October 07, 2022
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Erectile Disfunction

When the penis of a male cannot get hard
Please pray for Greg, he has erectile disfunction.
by GoddessGhost December 01, 2018
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erectile distraction

When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:

- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys

.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?

Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.

Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018
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