Edan

He is a fortnite kid who never showers, and never goes outside. He is a very nice guy, but he breath smells like cheese. He does get woman, but they are only 6 years old. He is really good at hockey, and he was a captain at one point because he is good. Edan is a type of person that will laugh at you when you are taking a shit. But overall, Edan is cool

Omg it’s Edan!
Ew, it’s Edan

by Alizzothewhitething January 1, 2022

epan8

it means that you didn't give consent

he kissed me epan8

by rioja March 18, 2022

Epand341

The type of bloke that likes underage women

His name is Eddie Andronescu- epand341

by Wutang 69 April 7, 2023

Edan

His friend had to tell him he got dumped by his gf. He plays wayyyy to much Hypixel. Edan's true love is Jennifer Lawrence or Wes Bentley. He can't reject people. AND HE ABSOLUTELY FUCKS THE BRAINS OUT OF YOU jk.

Son: Hey look it's an idiot Edan.
Uncle: No Alejandro that's an oxymoron.

by Hiyo99 May 5, 2023

Smell-ephant

A Smelly Elephant

The smell-ephants are my favorite animals at the zoo, but I wish they weren’t so stinky.

by FunkyValleyMom September 28, 2020

Quantum Endanglement

When an abnormally under-endowed gentleman offers his testicular capsule into the expecting oral feature of a consenting partner until the scrotum has enveloped the uvula in a warm caress. Pubic hair optional. Mint flavor optional. Follow on steps are up to the discretion of the performer.

Becky: Why does your voice sound so scratchy?
Svetlana: Got into a quantum endanglement with Chad last night hand he shaved recently so his balls had five o cock shadow and cheese grated my uvula. I came so hard.

by bambanubz July 7, 2021

The Endangered Guest

they're an animation meme creator and their characters are pretty hot

Person 1 : u like animation memes, right?
Person 2 : YES OFC I LOVE THE ENDANGERED GUEST <3

by tegishot March 20, 2022