entity

1. A being or creature.

2. Legalese for "person".

2. You don't actually have to be a person to be an entity because of corporate personhood.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

entitlementality

The idea that you are entitled to the government and tax payers to cover your sorry, irresponsible ass.

Dave: He thinks that the government should pay for him and his family.

Jim: Sounds like entitlementality to me.

by Doc Spock August 6, 2012

entasis

A perfect woman's only flaw, a penis.

She made me feel like the luckiest man alive, until "He" showed me his entasis!

by Icedooitle February 10, 2018

Ghetto Entitlement

1. The act of performing actions without any logic, reasoning or consideration solely for your own selfish purpose usually due to being uneducated and having poor to no analytical thinking or reasoning skills.

2. Believing that your crappy lot in life is other peoples fault so you act in an entitled way thinking you somehow deserve free things and that the normal rules do not apply to you.

That lady just cut off three people then slowed down to half their speed out of turn at the intersection. Judging by that Ford Focus she must be experiencing some Ghetto Entitlement.

by MrUnknown2k14 April 28, 2014

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome (also known as Anal-Cranial Entanglement Syndrome, or ACES) is a disorder which is characterized by someone who is incapable of performing a simple task due to pure stupidity or an apparent misplacement and, therefore, disuse of their cerebellum and cerebrum.

Esp. applies when someone has one job and cannot complete it properly, if at all.

Karen suffers from such a severe case of Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome, she has a visible tan-line around her neck.

I’ve run into a catch-22 due to two of the people I rely on having ACES.

by Dominus Pollux February 6, 2019

Liberal Entitlement Disorder

Disorder characterized by feelings of entitlement to things that are not yours, excessive begging or demanding, smugness

Broke Bob: Hey watch out!
(shoves Nick out of the way to raid his pantry)
Nick: Hey man you need help, your Liberal Entitlement Disorder is getting real bad!
Broke Bob: How many times have I (insert guilt trip, mediocre favor) for you.

by The Wheaze January 31, 2009

Entanglement

When a dumb bitch cheats on Willi

Jada is that dumb bitch who had an “entanglement” with a dumber bitch

by YellowBunny July 15, 2020