by Jeniee October 24, 2007
The country that does have a good footy team fairplay, but are shit at rugby. They also claim to be the creators of Roald Dahl (best childrens author) and Sir Tom Jones. Bullshit, they're from fucking Cardiff you thick shits
by W3LSH B0Y January 30, 2017
England is a country that is hated, and subject to being "slagged off" on a regular basis by countries such as Ireland, Scotland and Wales. We are NOT to be confused as Britain, that is also Wales and Scotland. A country full of proud inhabitants and a rich history. We invented Football and Rugby, the worlds two favourite sports. America developed their version of "Football," by mixing the two sports. We gave to the world; The Car, The TV, Mobile and various other world changing objects. We also hold some of the worlds greatest bands; Led Zepplin, Oasis, The Beetles, Arctic Monkeys and various others. Countries hate us for things that happened before they were born, or for things that 60+ million people had no control over, and we are quickly stereotyped as being "Stuck up."
"I hate the England."
"Why?"
"Because they invaded us centuries ago."
"English are all stuck up bastards."
"Why?"
"Because they invaded us centuries ago."
"English are all stuck up bastards."
by Dannyb90 September 12, 2007
England is a small country
London is the capital
Britain is England + Wales + Scotland
England loves the Gulf Stream, so stop melting the Ice Caps USA, China et al
It doesn't always rain
Labour only won the Election because Brown stole all our pensions, sold all our gold and taxed everyone who was not their target voter and gave it all to people who can't really be arsed to work
Not everyone in England knows each other, and we don't have tea with the Queen
The people with brains are currently trying to win the fight against chavs and the hoodied yobs (according to the right-wing rags)
It's called football, so stop calling it soccer!
London is the capital
Britain is England + Wales + Scotland
England loves the Gulf Stream, so stop melting the Ice Caps USA, China et al
It doesn't always rain
Labour only won the Election because Brown stole all our pensions, sold all our gold and taxed everyone who was not their target voter and gave it all to people who can't really be arsed to work
Not everyone in England knows each other, and we don't have tea with the Queen
The people with brains are currently trying to win the fight against chavs and the hoodied yobs (according to the right-wing rags)
It's called football, so stop calling it soccer!
by not illiterate June 8, 2005
Those most concerned about the reputation of the, or the state of being, English are ironically those not particularly obsessed with their nationality in any political, patriotic or aggressive sense.
A soft target for various nationalists throughout Britain and Ireland, the English identity is also unfortunately held to ransom by English nationalists who invariably cause the English reputation to deteriorate further due to their inane 'bulldog' attitude, the hub of their central nervous system having relocated itself to obligatory beer bellies barely contained by knock-off imitation football shirts.
England has accomplished many great things, perpetrated many terrible events, and been on the receiving end of both; just as has every other nation on the planet.
A soft target for various nationalists throughout Britain and Ireland, the English identity is also unfortunately held to ransom by English nationalists who invariably cause the English reputation to deteriorate further due to their inane 'bulldog' attitude, the hub of their central nervous system having relocated itself to obligatory beer bellies barely contained by knock-off imitation football shirts.
England has accomplished many great things, perpetrated many terrible events, and been on the receiving end of both; just as has every other nation on the planet.
Contrary to popular belief, families in England of 'Anglo-Saxon' descent do in fact discuss means by which they might subjugate the Welsh, Scottish and Irish for the following few centuries; such is their pride and lack of shame at their long and devastating history of military occupation stemming from the early middle ages.
by Jobbit January 7, 2007
Best Country in the world by far. We had a big bastard empire sadly its gone. oh well. The Americans that think we drink tea are tossers watch Snatch or/and Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels thats the accents some of us we're not posh!
American: Oh deary me i seem to have spilt my tea down me fetch Jeeves.
British: Shut FUCK UP YOU TWAT!
American: What?!
British: ENGLAND IS NOT LIKE THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
British: Shut FUCK UP YOU TWAT!
American: What?!
British: ENGLAND IS NOT LIKE THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
by FuturamaFry November 7, 2007