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Enragement child

Enragement child is common in the side's family
by 459395 June 1, 2023
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insurance engagement

General Definition: Engagement into a relationship or to wed with any combinations of the characteristics listed below:

1. One or both of the couple are already in a relationship, however on the chance that the two become single at the same time, the two will proceed with the agreement.

2. The two memebers are decently compatible (good friends), but they are not strictly attracted to the other.

3. One or both of the couple share the fear of not finding someone to enter into a normal engagement, perhaps later on in their life.

4. For some reason, one or both of the couple chooses not to engage into a relationship or to wed at this time, perhaps due to school, job, recent break-up, etc.

5. One or both of the couple want the psychological comfort that no matter what, the other will be there at the end if both are single at the end.

Insurance engagements generally are lighthearted verbal agreements that can mean a huge deal or nothing at all. If this agreement has a delay (as agreed upon by both), it's generally very long, such as a couple months to a couple years. These agreements are either rarely honored or their delays rarely expire for it to actually be honored (one or both of the couple may've already gotten married to other people).

Specific Definition: Engagement to wed done at a young age (college, high school or younger) agreed by two friends that has a delay of at least a couple years (when both are at least 27 years old).
-Did you hear? James and Sarah got engaged last week!

-What? They werent dating each other and Sarah doesnt really like James like that.

-Oh, it's kinda just a joke, they're going to get married when they're both 26 if they're both single at the time.

-Ah, okay, an insurance engagement.
by trollsofalabama March 1, 2011
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Civic Enragement

When a person is sentenced to perform volunteer work or civil service that they have no interest in doing. They'll end up doing the work, and building houses for the poor, but they'll be pissed the whole time they're doing it.
"Why is Paul punching the drywall?"
"Don't mind him, he got caught littering and got sentenced to some civic enragement."
by General_Mayhem March 30, 2012
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Encampment Fever

Being around someone for an extended period of time, normally at a camp or encampment, and liking them during that time, then after you leave you go back to how felt about them before.
“Dude, she’s so hot!”
“Dude, you have encampment fever”
-two weeks later-
“I definitely had encampment fever”
by Yaboi63 November 20, 2018
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Excogement

Another word for excitement if you live in a council house.
“Omg it’s December 3rd tomorrow. I’m feeling the excogement.”
by Deathn0tes December 4, 2020
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Enragement Child

A child who was overly defiant and resorts to becoming a juvenile delinquent fuckboy because he cannot bond with his stepparent whatsoever, even if they are the coolest person ever. S/he constantly blames all their misery on that parent, and is source of frustration for a marriage, often because s/he wants it to end. These children require a lot of therapy, and maybe a good ass-whooping to learn some respect.
"Dude, Josh is such an Enragement child, his stepdad is really cool and yet he just goes out of his way to avoid him.

I know right? What a fuckboy!"
by RaiRaijinn April 20, 2015
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elevator-engagement

noun; When you are going into the office the morning after a party where everyone (except you) got laid and you hold the elevator door until someone comes in and you makeout with them and/or fool around with them so it appears you got laid, too.
Worker #1: "You know Bobby?"
Worker #2: "Yeah."
Worker #1: "He didn't really have sex with Madison -- they just agreed to go an elevator-engagement."
Worker #2: "I heard that he didn't even come there with Sharon -- he just did a door-date."
Worker #1: "Probably, he's a desperate prick."
by peace love elevator-engagement January 10, 2010
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