a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.
This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!
The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!
This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!
The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!
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Believing something to be true that is clearly not. Someone who is not thinking clearly. Used to describe someone attached to an idea which is obviously false.
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A delusional dumbass is one that finds joy in making up new words, phrases, or jokes that have no relevancy, nor intellectual influence.
Synonyms include, but are not limited to: Dylan Reilly, Kanye West, & Donald Trump.
Synonyms include, but are not limited to: Dylan Reilly, Kanye West, & Donald Trump.
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Person 1:Why is she single ?
Person 2: she looking for her Disney prince
Person 1: but she's the bottom of the barrel you should get with someone like her
Person 2: females like her are delusional Disney princesses looking for the perfect man while themselves ain't perfect at all
Person 1: but nobody is perfect
Person 2: exactly but she's mental and delusional she believe social media and the gullible society we live in that you'll find her perfect man and live happily ever after she'll come to terms when it's too late with her house full of cats
Person 2: she looking for her Disney prince
Person 1: but she's the bottom of the barrel you should get with someone like her
Person 2: females like her are delusional Disney princesses looking for the perfect man while themselves ain't perfect at all
Person 1: but nobody is perfect
Person 2: exactly but she's mental and delusional she believe social media and the gullible society we live in that you'll find her perfect man and live happily ever after she'll come to terms when it's too late with her house full of cats
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jenny was really upset at work. I had to use emulsional intelligence to get her through it and back to her job.
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