It is a very large oversized donkey with extremely short legs usually within the range of 6-8 inches with no knee bones (directly from sholder to hoof straight leg)
A mythical beast that sometimes comes in a variant form of flaming fast sometimes running faster than the speed of light. This would be the flaming fast ElDonko.
A mythical beast that sometimes comes in a variant form of flaming fast sometimes running faster than the speed of light. This would be the flaming fast ElDonko.
by Rolando X January 18, 2009
Get the ElDonko mug.When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)
Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!
Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!
Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!
by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010
Get the Elongated Giraffe mug.I shared a Tweet discussing recent research in my field but some guy replied and started elonsplaining it back to me completely wrong.
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Get the Elonsplaining mug.by The Real Driller October 31, 2022
Get the Elon Mollusk mug.(Verb) 1. Pretending to further the cause of an entity/community while secretly pursuing a personal agenda.
(Noun) 2. Someone who is outwardly benevolent but selfish in action.
3. Short form for elongated muskrat.
Variants: Elon, Musk
(Noun) 2. Someone who is outwardly benevolent but selfish in action.
3. Short form for elongated muskrat.
Variants: Elon, Musk
"They think I'm helping them advertise the apartment because I'm a friend but they don't know I'm about to pull an Elon Musk on them"
"He chased away potential buyers from my apartment while pretending to help just so he could buy the apartment himself at a low price. He's such an Elon"
"He chased away potential buyers from my apartment while pretending to help just so he could buy the apartment himself at a low price. He's such an Elon"
by Alien Anthropologist May 13, 2021
Get the Elon Musk mug.by Balls Obama September 4, 2023
Get the Elon Musk mug.-A severe physical defect that prevents persons from hiding their butt crack. No matter what they wear, the butt crack says hello to everyone
- Butt crack is just too long
- Butt crack is just too long
Paul: Man it dont matter if she standing, sitting, hands raised, or has a dress on..her crack is always showin!!
David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis
David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis
by The Djb21 November 15, 2013
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