A college football bowl game sponsored by condom and sex toy makers as well as by pharmaceutical companies that sell drugs to treat erectile dysfunction.
During the game, players are required to visit Ejaculation Tents along the sidelines in which they are brought to orgasm by various means. The tents are organized by sexual preferences.
The winning team is awarded the coveted Ejaculation Bowl, an engraved, decorative crystal bowl large enough to capture and hold the semen of all players and coaches. Some choose to freeze the team's ejaculate for donation to sperm banks.
During the game, players are required to visit Ejaculation Tents along the sidelines in which they are brought to orgasm by various means. The tents are organized by sexual preferences.
The winning team is awarded the coveted Ejaculation Bowl, an engraved, decorative crystal bowl large enough to capture and hold the semen of all players and coaches. Some choose to freeze the team's ejaculate for donation to sperm banks.
The college football players were disappointed not to have been selected to play in a major bowl game, but were psyched to be going to the Ejaculation Bowl.
One player said, "I hope the volunteers in the Ejaculation Tents are hot." Another said, "I hope we win and get to jack off into the Ejaculation Bowl together. Maybe I'll even get to be a dad." Another said, "I'm not sure I'm going to invite my mom and dad to the game."
One player said, "I hope the volunteers in the Ejaculation Tents are hot." Another said, "I hope we win and get to jack off into the Ejaculation Bowl together. Maybe I'll even get to be a dad." Another said, "I'm not sure I'm going to invite my mom and dad to the game."
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After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.
Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.
Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.
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Joe achieved synchronized ejaculation and then high-fived everyone he knew with the hand that wasn't covered in ejaculant.
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