Stiffler-esque

A description of mannerisms or behaviors commonly distinguished by their abjectly heterosexual, alpha male motivations. The term references character Steve Stiffler, an outspoken would-be playboy with shades of decidedly latent homosexual tendencies and a heart of gold, from the popular American Pie movie series.

In Stiffler-esque fashion, Jack decided to bring his own penis as his date to Senior Prom.

"Dude, hiding a camera in the girls' locker room would be totally Stiffler-esque."

by C. Austin April 18, 2010

fernley-esque

Anything executed with severe elegance and/or grace resulting in ejaculation for all witnesses

Did you see Zidane's goal??

MAN, that was fernley-esque!

by Shadi February 20, 2007

pro wrestler-esque

adj. reminiscent of pro wrestlers. Can describe a variety of attributes such as voice, hair, body type, mullet, or apparel.

Person1: dude, check out this awesome new haircut; business in front party in back!!
person2: Bad Ass dude, that mullet is pro wrestler-esque.

by scott trowbridge July 9, 2006

Esqueelation

Esqueelation (verb), to esquilate. As described in HEHRBEHRT's description, esqueelation is a disease founded by Biologist NAP1029 and Mad Scientist KrashDown. It was stumbled upon accidently whilst trying to create the monsterous Bearshark. The disease is formed by harmful bacterium mixing with the human stomach lining, when the reaction happens the Esquilate DNA will merge with the hosts creating a hybrid of the two, this hybrid is named the Esquitus and takes the form of a Green/Grey doughey substance. Following this the Esquitus will dig through the hosts skin and protrude from their bellybutton. As the Esquitus grows it will cause immense pain and pleasure to the host such as bleeding from the inside (internal bleeding) or giving the sensation of doing a pee you've needed for a long time. Once the growth stage of Esqueelating is complete it will detatch, tearing out the hosts bellybutton, this will decide the gender (inny-female) (outy-male). This Esquitus will copy the hosts DNA and form a clone named the Esquii.

Robert was esqueelating! OH GOD I'M ESQUEELATING!!! Esqueelation is very hurty :(

by KrashDown January 9, 2014

Stroupe-esque

To have an unnaturally large ass.

Damn, that bitch over there is Stroupe-esque!

by The One And Only Pussymonster October 7, 2009

wikipedia-esque "chain of evil"

When Wikipedia (or other sites, like YouTube) draws you into clicking the next link on and on and on for hours on end. The "chain of evil" both binds you to your computer, and is fashioned by the binding of pages of the website together through the associations and similar meanings of their contents.

I've been stuck in a wikipedia-esque "chain of evil" for hours!

by Imp-poster November 18, 2014

David-esque

adj. Of or relating to the facial characteristics of the Statue of David.

Hey, look at that guy over there with the Nor-Cal shirt on, he's David-esque!

by DooDooButter March 11, 2008