edison

Snow king.
(Dandruff)

'oh,no, he's edisoning snow'

by Anonymous of Rutland March 16, 2017

Thomas Edison

A Thomas Edison occurs when one takes a light-bulb,
inserts it into a woman's vagina, consequently followed by attaching a car battery to her nipples.

Attach the positive to the
left nipple, and the negative
to the right nipple.

Then, after a desirable electrocution,
you smash the light-bulb inside her,
and insert your penis in her
vagina.

The Thomas Edison was the most fun I've had in ever.
My wife is now lovering me more than ever.
I'm so lucky to have her

by Madagascar December 25, 2007

edison fantasy science

It's a very cool steampunk manga.
Milo is a teen living in a small town under a huge waterfall which fall from the surface.She excel in building mechanical machines to help others.But once a strange war machine fall down from the surface and Milo's life changes for ever.

Edison fantasy science: a cool steampunk manga

by jmbslave December 8, 2007

Edison High School

A school located in the small town of Milan, OH. Nothing major to say except for that the band is one of the few in the area which still upholds the tradition of having four shows (at least) in one season. Also, we are very poor. Seriously, our walls are cardboard people. How much worse can it be? Very. It could be much, much worse.

Here at Edison High School, our cardboard walls bleed Orange and Blue!

by Guy that has been everywhere November 5, 2013

Edison NJ

A place in North Jersey where it takes you back to India. Edison has bunch of indian shops lined up together and its the haven for all indian immigrants whose trying to get away from the hussle and bussle of the curry munching country, btw it smells like curry here in Edison in every corner. Its like 50 mins away from nyc but the ppl here are so stuck ups that they act like theyre from new york. Don’t buy anything from here cause you finna be scammed.

Mom: Hey beta we are going saree shopping in Edison.

The kid: Nooo not again we went for the fourth time this month!

Mom: shut up, chup chap, get in the car!

Just go to Edison NJ to witness and soak it all in. 🛺

by AmericanBornConfusedDesi May 9, 2023

Edisoning

A continual streak of invention or innovation. Named after the great American Inventor Thomas Edison who invented over a thousand things including motion pictures and the phonograph.

"Riaz is Edisoning right now. He just invented three new cocktails and coined a new killer word Pocket Muffin.

by Fatrazmo November 27, 2013

Edison high school

A high school in Fresno CA which says they're super diverse but in reality everyone just divides into different groups by ethnicity. There are tons of AP classes and some of the teachers are decent but others r super strict or r just terrible at teaching. If it wasn't divided enough, everyone is also split by popularity. This sucks for nerds who either group together in huge nerd areas or stand alone because no one cares about them. There is no real community because you may have someone in your class next to u and never know their name cuz everyone has a strong stranger mentality and doesn't want to mingle. Everyone is so afraid to talk to each other that no one really knows each other especially if they're a nerd. If you can't relate to anyone you're destined for depression like all those lonely kids standing around who no one bothers to talk to. It's also super ghetto with a bunch of loud annoying Mexicans and blacks who make up most of the school. There's some spirited ppl too who try their best but there is no spirit unity becuz of said stranger mentality. Other groups include hipster weirdos with skateboards and dyed hair, chatty white girls, peppy blacks, Mexican hoes and fboys, Asian volleyball ppl, and and black ppl who just rap or start fights. The school staff Ian pretty mean too but it's probably cuz they've been dealing with teenage shite for years

Guy 1: I go to Edison high school!
Girl: that place Has too many hoes and I hear it's dangerous
Guy1: that's not true!
*guy gets drive by shot seconds later

by Zoltangrundy September 19, 2017