Pip Earland

He is a man who loves to fondle with monkey testicles in an arrotic mannor. He also is three feet tall and has a tiny penis who also says the catchphrase: "scot" wich you can find in someone elses dictionary you nonce. I have no job and sit here 24/7 putting up ridicoulus things because i have no life and my mother doesnt love me. Ive had enough and whoever is reading this you have 10 minutes to call the police because im going to kill myself. But by the time oyur reading this i would have alredy been gone. Goodbye cruel world ive had enough of your shit -Edwardo

Im going to kill myself with a knife to the throat - pip earland

by Deceaced August 31, 2022

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Michael Ehrmantraut

Michael ("Mike") Ehrmantraut is a fictional character in the television series Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, appeared in El Camino: a breaking bad movie, he has multiple aliases like : bald gringo , billy jackoff, pop pop ,and Mike. He worked for Gus fring and Saul Goodman as a private investigator and a hitman. His fate was death by the hands of walter white , getting shot in the abdomen and later bled out next to a river bank.

-Hey , you've been watching a lot of breaking bad lately , what is your favourite character?

-Definitely Michael Ehrmantraut . He's the best.

by A random coffee bean July 9, 2023

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