Cold Earl

When you freeze a turd and then procede to dildo a girl with it

After a shit that big, i'm not surprised that my girlfriend wanted to try a cold earl with it

by Zbuckley February 15, 2007

slippery earls

Refers to dress shoes. Usually men's dress shoes because of the slippery, leather sole.

Whenever you wear a suit you have to wear slippery earls.

by Ron Collins November 28, 2007

Dirty Earl

The illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.

Dirty Earl, like a motherfucker!

How Dirty Earl is that?

by ner121 June 15, 2020

Officer Earl

Earl is like a minor antagonist at the beginning of the movie, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, but soon becomes one the main characters. He is very athletic and overprotective and takes his job as an officer of the law very seriously and with pride. He is very proud of his masculinity and enjoys being as manly as possible and dislikes the thought of actually showing tears (he once even sucked a tear back into his eye purposely). He can get a bit paranoid and over-the-top sometimes with a raspy kind of voice and temper, however is also a very caring and loving family man who loves his wife and son very much and is willing to do anything for them. He also cares a lot about the safety of the people of Swallow Falls and even helped organise and evacuation during the "Food Hurricane" the FLDSMDFR has created.
He also is a new meme where he runs like a machine so he can clap those cheeks.

Flint: *Attaches aligator clips*
Officer Earl: FLINT LOCKWOOD!
Flint: Uh! Just a second, I'm in the middle of aAAAA-

by xxxman360 April 20, 2019

Play it by Earl's

A phrase, used when drunk or when discussing a time period when you expect to be drunk, meaning essentially the same thing as the high-brow phrase "play it by ear."

Play it by Earl's was coined in honor of Earl's on the Ave, a well-known bar in Seattle where you go when you want drinks that will knock you on your ass.

"What are your plans for Friday?"

"I dunno, I'm just going to have a few drinks and play it by Earl's"

by WeGonDrank August 4, 2009

Earl Roat

The actor in Rain Man with Down Syndrome who turns around inquisitively as the protagonists are driving on Walkbrook Road.

You upon reading this definition: There is no way Earl Roat has an IMDB pag- Well I'll be damned.

by CheshireCat007 April 1, 2015

callin' Earl

Throwing up after a long night of drinking.

Becky had a little too much to drink tonight. She's in the back callin' Earl.

by G*Unit June 26, 2006