1.Person who is an expert on spiders.
2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.
2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.
"you could always make a citizen's arrest or something"
"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."
"....fuck you, spider expert."
"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."
"....fuck you, spider expert."
by meatwhistle July 28, 2007
Get the Spider Expert mug.A person which after watching an event on the Olympics for a short time, somehow becomes an immediate expert. Found particularly in sports where a score is given by a panel of true experts, such as gymnastics.
Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.
Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.
Nolympic Expert: "Oh... he didn't quite land that double axel with half twist, that'll be a half-point off..."
*shakes head during replay*
*shakes head during replay*
by TheBald March 1, 2010
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by ForeverGQ August 27, 2003
Get the hand ball expert mug.A person who often decides that he or she is going to know more (about whatever you happen to be talking about) than you know.
I was talking to Anna about my boyfriend the other day, and she kept correcting me about everything I said about him. She's never even met him! Ugh, she ALWAYS does that.
I know, right? She's always such an impulsive expert!
I know, right? She's always such an impulsive expert!
by AHHHHHHbekah. October 28, 2009
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Bob: Not to complain, but I feel Jim complains far too often.
Steve: Of course he complains. It's his job, his duty, his sacred charge, if you will.
Bob: Why, whatever do you mean?
Steve: Well Bob, Jim is a certified whine expert, you see.
Bob: Ahh, right then; that explains it.
Steve: Of course he complains. It's his job, his duty, his sacred charge, if you will.
Bob: Why, whatever do you mean?
Steve: Well Bob, Jim is a certified whine expert, you see.
Bob: Ahh, right then; that explains it.
by Le Complaint Sommelier February 15, 2014
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Person 2: That’s just Pornstar, he’s an incest expert, straight from Alabama.
Person 2: That’s just Pornstar, he’s an incest expert, straight from Alabama.
by Python3 July 28, 2019
Get the Incest expert mug.- a loquacious pundit turned talking head that details how inevitable the event was after the event occurs, usually with hindsight bias.
- retroactive forecaster
- retroactive forecaster
The collapse of Lehman Brothers brought out the Trailing Experts and their told-you-so punditry.
Cable networks fill their voids with Trailing Experts seemingly spawned by the woodwork as after-the-fact Cassandras.
Cable networks fill their voids with Trailing Experts seemingly spawned by the woodwork as after-the-fact Cassandras.
by koolmeme January 27, 2010
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