Essam is so hot!
by CoolMan1313 September 7, 2020
Get the Essam mug.Essmahan is one of the most rarest names you'll ever find. So, if you ever find you an Essmahan keep her cause she’s always going to be a keeper . She’s usually defined with brown hair and brown eyes. She is the total package. She's smart, funny, crazy, gorgeous, trustworthy, nice body and the sweetest personality. she will always put a smile on your face . She comes off very shy but, she will blow your mind away when she gets comfortable with you . She falls in and out of love quickly . Shes also a bit insecure, but she won't show it. She's a lot more sensitive than you'd expect out of her. Be careful with her and don’t lose her please.
Random girl: Damn, you're so lucky to have a friend like Essmahan.
Friend :I know. That’s why I'm blessed to have her,
Friend :I know. That’s why I'm blessed to have her,
by Urbandictionary Anonymous December 31, 2019
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This meme devouring machine is often found inside his highschool locker. Essam, better known as E, regularly T-poses on his haters. It is a common trait of Es to carry around pop tart generators inside their testicles, this is why he gets all the hoes. You can often see an E in close sexual contact with a female who is trying to make him nut for his pop tart. The only bad trait about an E is that they always seem to steal your girl but with his epic default dance it is compensated.
by BigBrainBoi November 16, 2018
Get the Essam mug.If a room smells funny and has been mysteriously been repainted (any colour from 'mission brown'to 'avocado green' {what have you been eating?}) this is probably because someone was using "epsom summersaults".
This is an play on words of:
Epsom salts - A diarrhoeic agent.
Summersault - putting your head between your legs and rolling forwards.
It is used to describe a mess left behind in a bathroom, where someone has missed the bowl, left a skid mark or generally left feacal matter all over the carpet, walls, roof, furniture, dog or anything not covered in cling film.
Leaves the same mess as a Di-hurl, although not in unison
This is an play on words of:
Epsom salts - A diarrhoeic agent.
Summersault - putting your head between your legs and rolling forwards.
It is used to describe a mess left behind in a bathroom, where someone has missed the bowl, left a skid mark or generally left feacal matter all over the carpet, walls, roof, furniture, dog or anything not covered in cling film.
Leaves the same mess as a Di-hurl, although not in unison
1: I've just been to the dunny, I think someone has been doing "Epsom summersaults".
2: Well, it was one hell of a party.
1: It looks like the shit hit the fan... Literally
Laugh Out Loud (provided you don't have to clean it up.)
2: Well, it was one hell of a party.
1: It looks like the shit hit the fan... Literally
Laugh Out Loud (provided you don't have to clean it up.)
by 10secondspecial December 12, 2008
Get the epsom summersaults mug.Epsom Ballaz are a team of peeps who join forces every summer or when ever the weather is good to take on punk bitch who think they know how to play street stlye basketball.
PUNK BITCH WANNABE BALLA: look ma', i'm playin basketball... ow shit here comes AJ Karl Rayner Rich Luke Jeff and Foster
MUM: their not ppl son their EPSOM BALLAZ run before their mad handles make u look stupid !!!
MUM: their not ppl son their EPSOM BALLAZ run before their mad handles make u look stupid !!!
by AJ March 30, 2005
Get the Epsom Ballaz mug.When a girl dresses up as a bunny, and shoves an easter egg (chocolate) up her box. But takes too long in the washroom so when she comes out it over heats and resembles shit coming out of her pussy.
by Scory & Char March 7, 2011
Get the Esso Easter Egg mug.julie was pretending to be stalked while on essembly, but everyone believed her, and so we all just stalked the guy.
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