ESPN Stat

A statistic so specific or fitting that it allows mediocre players to be compared to all-time greats. This kind of stat is generally used by ESPN to push a narrative

ESPN: Michael Jordan and Ben Dover are the only players in NBA history to score 27+ points, 12.45+ assists, and exactly 69 rebounds in the month of January when it’s snowing outside.

You: What a bullshit ESPN Stat

by Rbern18 January 25, 2022

espcian

Someone who has psychic powers to such a degree that they seem to be a whole different species.

OG: Isn’t that the lady who told you not to take that plane and then it crashed?

G; Yeah she’s a real ESPcian!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

professional esports player

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.

a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.

by frggerz September 14, 2020

Espiritu

A Mexican leather sandal derived from the traditional "chancla" or "huarache". Brought back in style in 2016, Espiritu's are super trendy for the stereotypical Californian.

- "Nice chanclas man! "
- "They're Espiritu's bro"

by surfingstuff September 2, 2020

Raúl Esparza

Raúl Eduardo Esparza (born October 24, 1970) is a Broadway, film, and TV actor. Very attractive and extremely talented. Sings, acts, and dances. Has tons of tumblr fangirls and managed to make and extremely disgusting character (Frederick Chilton) into a fan favorite. His voice is probably what heaven sounds like. He's Cuban-American and his Spanish is gorgeous. He's also known for his impressive talent of growing a beard. He's bisexual.
Known for:
Bobby in Company.
Jonas Nightengale in Leap of Faith.
Frederick Chilton in Hannibal.
ADA Rafael Barba in Law and Order: SVU.
Nevada Ramirez in Trouble in the Heights.
And tons of other roles go check out his imdb page.

Beth: omg Raúl Esparza is so hot and talented.
Mary: I know right, I wanna have his babies.

by spoopygurl May 26, 2014

espurr

Espurr, the restraint pokemon. Capable of destroying everything of a 300 feet radius. The only way it restrains itself is by covering his upper head with its ears. Able to tell the future, its stare shows the terror it has forseen happen. Often used as comedy in social media, we are lucky we aren't close to ever see this happen.

Pokemon espurr

by Joe-z g November 9, 2013

Esprit D'Air

A J-rock band based in London. Since 2016, the band consists of Kai, Ellis and Daishi.

Esprit D'Air are so kakkoii.

by lazynoc44 May 17, 2017