Episscopal

A church where the sermons irritate you so much that you either wet your pants or hafta use da excuse dat you need to go pee in order to get outta dat sawdusty-dry-boring service.

I always wondered why da Episscopal churches have waterproof seat-covers on all da pew-seats; now I know why!

by QuacksO December 19, 2018

eassap

A word that is totally a word

Dan: Olya's mum bought this for you, do you want it now?
Julie: oh shit, eassap
Dan: Yo, that just ain't a word

by im_not_a_cripple_Olya_is June 3, 2019

ETASS

Estimated Time of arrival, Super Sonic?

Is your ETASS?

by Yullaboop July 4, 2019

Exassperated

The feeling of anguish when you realize you will never again have access to an ex's ass.

"I was so exassperated over breaking up with Susan that I couldn't decide whether to cry or masturbate!"

"Donna felt very exassperated when her relationship with Carl ended, but on the bright side at least her index finger won't smell like shit all the time anymore!"

by Yarling Warbler April 8, 2020

Epussy

That sad boi post-nut depression. During this time one would contemplate all life choices, the meaning of life, and be surrounded by a vague cloud of darkness (not literally, but in some cases it is literal).

Boi 1: Yo fam, I spent like 2 hours in that epussy yesterday.
Boi 2: Yeah same

by //S-Class レールガン January 19, 2021

Episshany

When you're taking a piss and have an epiphany of something.

"I was trying to piss and I had a Episshany about my essay"

by Wishfulbutton May 24, 2021

Elassadi

Brace heart, like a lion. They are the best people.

Elassadi are the best people

by VC917 September 21, 2021