Doyle-ism 

1. A term used to describe another useless project that your useless boss tries to have you working on.

2. One whose actions suggest that they might be thinking with their own ass, though it, like their brain, lacks the ability to make intelligent decisions.

3. So called technical elitism or mocking perceived technical abilities.

4. A technical spasm, caused by technology overloads.

See them? That's the TechCon Section in there, that's where they practice "Doyle-ism". Get ready to redo their work.

Doyle-ism by "Red Dragon" November 5, 2008

doyle my fish

another way of saying lick my pussy.

me: your face looks like shit
you: yeah, well doyle my fish

me: last night this guy told me to suck his dick.
so i told him to "doyle my fish"

doyle my fish by erin and courtney July 19, 2006

doyle highschool

The home of truly every thot wanna be thug and redneck in the 225. If you’re not smoking weed by 8th grade year you aren’t from here.

You have to pop a Xanax or smoke weed before school or you aren’t cool. And if you’re parents ain’t rich you ain’t shit.

85% of the female population has sent nudes to everyone and their cousins. It’s not like a real school due to everyone roaming around aimlessly accomplishing nothing but somehow getting a diploma! If you don’t weld then fuck you and the cousin you rode in on! Because welding is the shit!

You have to play your music as loud as possible and rev your clapped out piece of shit truck in the parking lot to get attention from the cousin who wouldn’t fuck you last week and make her jealous that the cousin from the other side is checking you out.

If coach don’t like you you’re fucked, cause he gonna get you from that untucked illegal pull over while mentioning the three blonde hairs coming out of your chin.

Our girls aren’t comparable to Brittany Spears on crack. Go a town over to Walker and they got super model looking bitches while we stuck with this shit!

Dipping in school is a must. Pack you a fatty in the bathroom then spit it in your Dr.Pepper bottle or swallow it! Also #RIPDevon. A fallen dipping brother.

And always remember. don’t rob a courthouse and people won’t have to rev for you!

Doyle kid 1: Hey man, let’s go to the library and study up for that test!

Doyle kid 2: FUCK NO! This is Doyle highschool we don’t have to do any real learning it’s a fake school dumbass!

doyle highschool by LPT420 May 20, 2018

Doyle Brunson 

A living poker legend who won the World Series of Poker in back-to-back years ('76 & '77), Doyle "Texas Dolly" Brunson is widely regarded as perhaps the greatest poker player who ever lived. He is the author of "Doyle Brunson's Super System: a Course in Power Poker," also known as "the poker bible," and has won countless millions of dollars over the course of his career.

"I paid $10,000 to enter the World Series of Poker just to play in the same tournament as Doyle Brunson."

Doyle Brunson by Dan Adair August 30, 2005

Doyle's Hand

1) A hand in Texas Hold'Em being 10, 2 any suit. The name orginated from Dolye Brunson aka Texas Dolly a famous poker player.

I just got dealt Doyle's hand! Time to go all in!

Doyle's Hand by BluffedDuces July 23, 2009

Doyle's Law

When a Russian tries to say Murphy's Law, but fucks up his expressions as usual.

Means the same as Murphy's Law, mainly used by first generation immigrants.

It is, how you say...Doyle's Law, da?

Doyle's Law by tuxperience June 9, 2004

Doyle Brunson 

The term "Doyle Brunson" is used when referring to group sex that consists of 10 men and 2 women.

You should have came over last night. We only had 9 guys here. I was hoping you would show up so we could have a "doyle brunson" with my wife and her friend.

Doyle Brunson by Uncle Turdstains March 6, 2010