douchestick

Variant of dipstick. An utterly ineffective boob - someone who always manages to foul up in clutch situations.

I was wide open in the end zone! Why didn't you throw me the ball, douchestick?

by lardlad February 15, 2007

super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus

Actually spelled: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, but you guys got it close enough.

Who in the heck made up the word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious anyway?

by Me, of course! May 29, 2004

douchesilo

Upgrading from the terms "Douchebag" and "Douchebox" (Which means 2 or more douchebags), Douchesilo is a whole building commited to storing douches.. Which hold semen.. Like Dennis Uren..

Person1: "Man, that Dennis guy just tried to play a game of bag-tag with me, AGAIN!"

Person2: "Man, he's such a douchesilo.."

Person1: "..."

*Long Pause*

Person1: "You're fucked."

by Steven Coulson May 15, 2008

Douchuendo

The insinuation of douchiness; the feeling that you get from someone who you think might be a douche.

That guy's a douche.

How do you know?

I'm just getting a lot of douchuendo from him.

by cactuspants August 25, 2010

douchster

The new breed of douchebag. A douchebag that wanna be a hipster because hipsters are now mainstream.

There is too much douchsters in here. Muscles, tribal tatoos and hispter glasses.

by KFA22 February 20, 2011

douchespecs

White-rimmed sunglasses worn by trailer-trash who live the sad illusion that they're celebrities in their own mental prison and look like Elton John in 1974. Usually accompanied by an attitude derived from a Jersey Shore cast member and a '93 Dodge Neon.

"Hey, Phil, see Mike over there?", "Which one's Mike?", "He's the one wearing the douchespecs over there. See?", "Oh, those corny white rim sunglasses?", "No deeh, Ralph. Do you see any other Mike?"

by Hoorf July 18, 2012

raining douches

When a series of people say "douche," hence forth making it sound like it's raining douches.

Guy 1:"Dude you're such a douche!"
Guy 2: "Doucheeee"
Guy 3: "Doucheeee"
Guy 1: "Doucheeee"
Guy 2: "It's raining douches!"

by shacklehoot January 21, 2010