douchenize

The act of being thoroughly stupid to the point of performing felatio while alot a giant elephant circling a sex robot.

douchenizing often leads to hurt elephants, broken sex robots and tread marks all over a mullet haired man's chest.

by Le douche February 9, 2005

Doucheneese

a nationality that acquires a set of fake testicles, by influence of either alcohol or throne room.

Why does Shinobi being such a prick lately? Why is he constantly bashing mini when he is obviously smaller, and not so KoC savvy?

Well, its cause he is Doucheneese.

by KoC Reaper July 5, 2012

doucheee

Evan who sucks on taint bugalers

Evan is a doucheee and he sucks on taint bugalers

by GreTim March 3, 2008

douchetee

a douche with a goatee

damn, bill is such a douchetee

by hcier mit May 11, 2008

douchekee

(doosh-key) when someone is a real douche bag, but you can't call them that because of the place you're at (typically work)

At work, "Man, I can't believe he took credit for that job! What a real douchekee!"

by Janelle Starr March 24, 2009

douchebeetle

A term of endearment, often used as a complement or other pleasantry. Means nice or great.

Father: Son you did so well on your math test today.
Son: Thanks pops.
Father: I mean 100%! Thats so douchebeetle!

by Old Man River November 7, 2010

Doucheweed

A type of inhalant that douchebags are generally smoking when they are being "douchy".

Anti douche: wow you douchebag what are you smoking?
Douche: UHHH IMA DOOOCHHHHBAG
Anti douche: You're probably on doucheweed

by SOME GOALIE YOU KNOW March 9, 2011